Why did the person above you dump you?

CinnaminiMonster

i gave her lice

Eeeeeeewwwwww

Chalk_Slinger

She gave me her lice and I had to shave my head

cklbrown

I tried to get him to wear a wig

CinnaminiMonster

I smacked her for trying to get him to wear a wig

assthetik

she didnt like that one long hair on my back which i was keen on keeping

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He wouldn't get rid of that back hair so I stopped getting rid of my leg hair. He said it was like being with sasquatch.

JeffMeehan

seen her hairy legs on the tv show finding bigfoot.....lol

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

My unexpected rise to fame inflated my ego to such a degree that it developed it's own gravitational field and sucked him in, never to be seen or heard from again.

_Tink_

I wasn't susceptible to her gravitational field.

valkaree

Not sure but she told me it wasn't me, it was her.

assthetik

i secretly ate his protein bars

valkaree

I still haven't forgiven you for that. Those were special order man! Made from mountain goat hair and Mongolian tree bark.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

Because I never offered to make him a sammich when I was making my own

assthetik

i was opposed to her stepping out of the kitchen

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I was "Too much woman" for him. Whatever that means.

territhefrog

She was too much woman. And my dog ate her glasses. Twice.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I told her it's me or the dog.

Anahita_Swims

i wouldnt play chicken

Ump78

I'm too avgressive in bed

_Tink_

I wasn't submissive enough for him

YF92

I was away for far too long!

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He didn't like my suggestion of us having an open relationship

115s

I didn't have a profile picture.

CPrun1

I complained too much about not getting to see her

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce

He wanted someone taller.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I stole her catchphrase

Ump78

She took the words outta my mouth

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

We couldn't communicate effectively through sign language as he only has one arm

borst13

She thought I was addicted to sex documentaries....I was

Building_Bulk

I had a salami sandwich