Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because I complained that he never smiled. It's ok, I still stalk him.0
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I refused to let her stop smiling - such a gorgeous smile can you blame me?0
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I went broke buying her sweets. Thats when I found out she was using me for my money. :sad:0
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Clearly she thought I was using her for her money0
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She realized I have no money0
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She realized I was living in another woman's closet xD0
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She wouldn't come out of the other woman's closet0
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She wanted me to come out of the closet xD0
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Well now that you are out of the closet I'll take you back0
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She found out that Cinnamini left her for me.0
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She apparently left me for Cinnamini0
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I stole her ex0
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I couldn't figure out who was with who, much less me.... :sad: :sad:0
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I told her I was dating many others0
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I couldn't figure out who was with who, much less me.... :sad: :sad:
She grew weary of me writing profanities on her forehead when she fell asleep first and then NOT telling her in the morning they were there so her coworkers had to0 -
I liked to eat in bed and the bacon bits from my salads would get everywhere.0
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She liked bacon and wouldn't let me make a breakfast without it0
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I doused her headband in chloroform to take advantage of her when she said no0
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He became scared of me when I revealed that I kill date rapists.0
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i just went in for a goodknight kiss and she got furious0
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Because he mistook my passion for anger.
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Because he mistook my passion for anger.
The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter0 -
Because he mistook my passion for anger.
The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter
He insulted my intelligence. And Harry Potter.0 -
She stole my favorite girl!0
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Because he mistook my passion for anger.
The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter
He insulted my intelligence. And Harry Potter.
She believed herself FAR more intelligent than her IQ tests indicated0 -
Because he mistook my passion for anger.
The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter
He insulted my intelligence. And Harry Potter.
She believed herself FAR more intelligent than her IQ tests indicated
He didn't know when to stop.0 -
She hated the fact I wasn't a morning person0
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She whined I had nicer hair. And was right!0
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I played with his hair too much0
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i gave her lice0
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