Why did the person above you dump you?

_BlueGreyGreen_

Kept getting kicked out of restaurants because she wouldn't wear pants

emailme178

because i kept stealing all his sweaters cuz they smell so good

boxfitliftmo

because i took longer to get ready

Groovyca2022

I didn't let him talk during football....blah, blah,blah...

emailme178

she never lets anyone else talk :P

pjlove1

i tuned her out during the football game

emailme178

i complained to much about his snoring lol

Groovyca2022

I don't share bacon, donuts or chocolate...done!

JDArnold80

Because I would take what I wanted, when I wanted... that whole plate of bacon is mine! Nom nom nom

Groovyca2022

Because I would take what I wanted, when I wanted... that whole plate of bacon is mine! Nom nom nom

because I kicked his @ss for taking without asking.

Bageeeta

She was jealous of my teddy

Chalk_Slinger

I refused to oil his abs

Bageeeta

wouldn't sharpen my spear

LadyRN76

He wouldn't let me touch his spear

Chalk_Slinger

she was mortified every time i told the ticket seller at the movie theater that i was under 12 so i could get the discount on the movie

Bageeeta

I wouldn't drink the poison

LadyRN76

He still won't let me touch his spear... ****sigh****

wedge421

Cause im a fat gross mess

TheresaC928

He was unwilling to share his wine.

LadyRN76

She didn't like horses.

_Tink_

She didn't like girls

assthetik

After our frst night together, she decided she was gay

_SoundWave_

I ate a Big Mac ????????

Anahita_Swims

i didn't wear enough pink

TheNewPriceIsLoading

I wasn't losing weight fast enough.

SwedishSarah

I didn't have red hair!

Bageeeta

I wouldn't try her flower flavored teas!

VirginityThief

I kept licking peanut butter off his .........

Forty6and2

I'm just here to LOL at the above poster's username.

VirginityThief

She kept laughing at my username and wouldn't by put me apples for my peanut butter