Why did the person above you dump you?
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me off the bed? I accidentally kicked her in the middle of the night....0
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I kicked him off the bed0
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i couldnt keep up with her drinking0
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I was always competing with her in math and winning
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pfft year right
im like a genius :P 0 -
I wasn't smart enough.0
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I kept eating all the food in the fridge!0
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We couldn't share the gains anymore
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He said it was like dating his mother.0
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she had oedipus issues0
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He had mommy issues0
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She was creeped out because we have the same name0
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She said I was as big as a house! :sad:0
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@ Glenyth she only saw me as a sausage with feet and nothing else.0
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I only saw him as a sausage with feet. lol!0
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the sex became sporadic...*kitten* play was a thing of the past ! LOL0
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lol!!!!! He just couldn't get past the fact that I ran a sex shop in our house!0
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lol!!!!! He just couldn't get past the fact that I ran a sex shop in our house!
you know the saying " If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with Herpes" LOL!!0 -
He never took me to the sex shop with him0
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Cuz I was too geeky!0
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She wasn't a big fan of the spanking ! lol0
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lol, he never asked if I was or not. He would have been surprised0
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because she would not like me use the mirror0
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We quarrelled too much over who made the best coffee0
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He didn't think the Dutch oven was as funny as I thought it was.because she would not like me use the mirror0 -
She would Dutch oven me at very inappropriate times.
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We had very different definitions of the word "appropriate"0
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She refused to give up city life and move to the country.0
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She expected me to drink goats milk but I couldn't do it0
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He wanted me to drink milk....eww0
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