Why did the person above you dump you?

Saiyanbrahh

Had worse grammar than me

SwedishSarah

I was too strong for him.

Saiyanbrahh

Thats what she said

valkaree

@lilac-I spent too much time in the bath

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because he called me 54 and I beat him up!

valkaree

Sorry about that hot stuff!

Saiyanbrahh

Because He called me hoe. Showed him who hoe is..

Anahita_Swims

cause i was allergic to his dog

jacques57

I didn't do my homework on time

Saiyanbrahh

Didnt spot me while I was decline benching laying upside down. Said it was embarassing

FabulousFantasticFifty

@ Jacques- He got mad when I reported him to the Fire Marshal!


@Sai- Because I proved him wrong again!!!!

Anahita_Swims

i spoiled her favourite vintage outfit :O

Saiyanbrahh

Didnt spot me while incline bench. Said it was embarassing


wait, Alreadyused.

Didnt spot her when squatting, it was embarassing. Breakup/10

valkaree

I told him superman could beat up Goku

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didnt know who Goku was???

Saiyanbrahh

****gotserious.

Goku while starting of dbz could have kickdd superman's *kitten*.

In air, Destroy planet

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Saiyanbrahh

I wasnt "feeling the vibrations'

Groovyca2022

I refused to keep buying booze for him and his friends..(under 21!) lol...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out I was a bad influence on the Youngsters!

shellma00

She could not hypnotize me with those eyes..

Anahita_Swims

She was cross that I lost her jewerlly

jacques57

She was incontinent.

Oscarinmiami

lmao!

jacques57

lmao!

Thank you. Could you move around the internet so it looks like everyone gets it?

MichelleV1990

Hated that I stained the carpet after stomping grapes with my bare feet.

ilfaith

I wouldn't share my recipe for Key lime pie with her.

ThisCanadian

She wouldn't even bake me pie

YF92

She thought I wasnt invested enough

ThisCanadian

Clearly wasn't invested!