Why did the person above you dump you?

sheeriolove

Because I talk a lot..

MichelleV1990

because I accused her of borrowing my pink lipstick.

LightKBH2O

I borrowed her sunglasses without asking.

MichelleV1990

I used all her favorite hair products.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because i wouldn't share my lipstick!

ilfaith

She was annoyed that I couldn't resist the temptation to tug on her curls and watch them spring back into shape.

Saucy_lil_Minx

She introduced me to Key Lime Pie, and now I won't share it with her

jacques57

She thought her Key Lime Pie was better than my Tarte Tartin. Zat eez a lie!

nbp79

I didn't want to eat Tarte tatin 24/7

lngbrd

I always have sand on my feet

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always complained because I was a neat freak!

Tallawah_

said I was too vain! :sad:

FabulousFantasticFifty

My vanity was too much competition to his!

Primal_Warrior_

Because I didn't have a big enough booty!

Groovyca2022

He wouldn't show me his booty!

FabulousFantasticFifty

We were always competing on who's lipstick was better!

LightKBH2O

I refused to share my lipstick with her.

YF92

She wanted me to shave.
Like srs?

Alisontheice

I kept asking him to take off his sunglasses...he didn't want to

ilfaith

@y...He couldn't take the humidity when he came to visit me in Florida.

@a...She got tired of me telling her to ditch the glasses and put in her contacts for a change