Why did the person above you dump you?

MichelleV1990

I wouldn't let her load the dishwasher. I'm picky about that.

JohnnyyyBravooo

Because She couldnt handle me in towel. Hoo hah, Man I am pretty

Anahita_Swims

because i wasn't a fan of cartoon network

dsm1991

I didn't lift

assthetik

i couldnt get down to 6% bf

LightKBH2O

I was too afraid to get tats with him.

mybeesknees

I refused to change all of the light bulbs in the house on the hour, every hour.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't like Honey

SrsGainzOnThisGuy

headbutted me when I went to kiss her

boxfitliftmo

she found a better model

Anahita_Swims

i wouldnt share my skin care

FabulousFantasticFifty

She got tired of me telling her to unzip and show her face!

Anahita_Swims

hsppy :P a smile and no hiding :P cause i was too shy around her friends

boxfitliftmo

She realised i was a total embarassment

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I called him an Alien!

_Tink_

She preferred aliens

_SantaClause

She's not so smart.

mybeesknees

He cheated on the test to become a Mensa member.

elprincipito

i didn't like her tattoos

_Tink_

I wouldn't let him tattoo his pic on me.

Ump78

Tired of me leaving teeth marks all over her

mybeesknees

Turned me in to the IRS.

Groovyca2022

My Legs couldn't compete...= (...

boxfitliftmo

because i talked too much

DarylLouis

he said I was too SWOLE

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was much too old for him!

00Allie00

She was a way better dresser than me!

boxfitliftmo

my legs were way smaller than hers

hyg99

I shrunk his favourites trousers.

_Tink_

I never wore pants. Apparently it was a problem.