Why did the person above you dump you?

cami_toad

She couldn't handle the camel toe.

solarpower03

Refused to strut flaunting camel toe

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I kept asking him to show me his face!

YF92

I gave her a creepy smile

Rachinator92

Because I wouldn't wear sunglasses too. :glasses:

diespel

she couldnt get over the age difference

headofphat

He found out i was a dude when I took the wig and heels off.

I'm very convincing as a woman, not his fault.

solarpower03

Didn't spot me on the bench

ooBombshellBeautyoo

He did and didn't tell me why

TheRoadDog

She liked looking over her shoulder at me, but didn't like me looking over her shoulder.

Kaelakcr

I didn't use the whip hard enough.

solarpower03

Refused to be blindfolded

Tallawah_

I stole his fake tan!

ooBombshellBeautyoo

Wouldn't let me lick him

solarpower03

@babason2: Didn't know to differentiate between fake tan and true skin color

@ooLind: Refused to be handcuffed

Tallawah_

@ solar My bad!

@ Lindsay LMAO!!!

I stole his baby oil! :laugh:

ooBombshellBeautyoo

I kept trying to use his weights

diespel

her friend made her

solarpower03

@ooLindsayoo: She refused to use my body weight!

SugarBabyGirl

Its a lie. We're still together. We're celebrating our what, 4 month anniversary? Right Pookie?