Why did the person above you dump you?

SheGlows

She wanted me to hit biceps twice per week instead of once

solarpower03

She kept on focusing on biceps while I kept emphasizing her to do squats

Return_of_the_Big_Mac

she didnt appreciate my Zyzz shrine

YF92

She didnt like that I work my chest andback twice a week

SheGlows

@BigMac if you actually have a Zyzz shrine I will marry you right now
@solar Every day is bicep day.

He said my upper chest wasn't developed enough for his taste

ThisCanadian

Told me blondes had more fun

infinitevast

Wanted someone a little more perky -_-

Saiyanbrahh

Thought she could distract me, couldnt.

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ThisCanadian

Hahaha I'm not touching this one.

SheGlows

Wanted to give me the herps. Wouldn't let him.

Damn I was too late!
@Canadian Told me Canadians have more fun

Saiyanbrahh

Because I gave them herpes. Haha you have herpes now!

Too bad I had AIDS last night

SwedishSarah

I didn't think it was funny to have herpes.

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YF92

@Lilac She didnt like how good I was to her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too cute for me and i was too old for her

Saiyanbrahh

Thought she could beat me in she know what.

jacques57

You can cure herpes and manage AIDS but you can't cure old.

Saiyanbrahh

Cant cure poorchoiceoffootwearneither/10 aware?

SwedishSarah

I didn't let him beat me in arm wrestling...it really hurt his ego.

Saiyanbrahh

Imagined all that in her dream while I banged her bestie

cburke719

Couldn't handle all my curvy hips and small biceps.

Saiyanbrahh

Was allergic to small biceps

SheGlows

Was allergic.

ThisCanadian

Took all my allergy medication

AdiabaticPerformance

@ SheGlows.. please don't

@ Canadian.. couldn't swallow the french fries and gravy

SwedishSarah

I couldn't relate to her many allergies.

Jpeezy85ny

she wouldnt

Saiyanbrahh

Didnt spot me on incline bench saying its embarassing,

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldn't accept that I was much stronger than he.