Why did the person above you dump you?

Tao56 · September 2014

He found out I'm a feeder :laugh:

Alisontheice · September 2014

She just couldn't accept my pet skunk.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

I didn't cook her bacon crispy enough

Tao56 · September 2014

She didn't appreciate my rabbit.

territhefrog · September 2014

I made rabbit stew.

Anahita_Swims · September 2014

i turned vegetarian

Allladdyda · September 2014

I didn't like godfather 2

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

I grilled his steak to well done.

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

It's definitely a dumping offense.

territhefrog · September 2014

I insulted her cooking too many times.

_Tink_ · September 2014

I refused to cook for her

Allladdyda · September 2014

I stopped holding my stomach in ,,,ahh that fells good

BeardedYoung · September 2014

Beard envy ....jk

@Tinkerbells - I brought my Segway for our hike

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

I shaved his beard when he was sleeping.

BeardedYoung · September 2014

Ohhh... I thought this meant dump as in relationship not as in dump off in the woods....lol

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

That just made me laugh so hard. For the record, I would never do that.

SwedishSarah · September 2014

Between chocolate and vanilla, we couldn't compromise. I loved chocolate, and she couldn't deal with it.

BeardedYoung · September 2014

She shouted orders at me and made me cry

@Vanilla - Glad I could get a chuckle.... I was kinda nervous it would be taken wrong :laugh:

_Tink_ · September 2014

I wouldn't groom his beard for him.

BeardedYoung · September 2014

I kept stealing her hair care products to use on my beard

pechepanda · September 2014

I shaved his head

BeardedYoung · September 2014

She saw how stupid I look with a shaved head

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TRYING TO SHAVE ME???

MichelleV1990 · September 2014

He took me camping and said we were going to "rough it". I didn't think I was going to have to dig my own toilet. I must have hurt his feelings!

BeardedYoung · September 2014

her idea of camping had been corrupted

odwall · September 2014

I hogged the TP so he had to use moss.

territhefrog · September 2014

I farted in the tent when we went camping.

BeardedYoung · September 2014

I went to light a candle and lost part of my beard

no_russian · September 2014

My beard wasn't big enough

pechepanda · September 2014

I accidentally broke his phone and he couldnt take selfies anymore

BeardedYoung · September 2014

she said I was old enough to be her grandfather

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