We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
Why did the person above you dump you?
Replies
-
He found out I'm a feeder :laugh:0
-
She just couldn't accept my pet skunk.0
-
I didn't cook her bacon crispy enough0
-
She didn't appreciate my rabbit.0
-
I made rabbit stew.0
-
i turned vegetarian0
-
I didn't like godfather 20
-
I grilled his steak to well done.0
-
It's definitely a dumping offense.0
-
I insulted her cooking too many times.0
-
I refused to cook for her0
-
I stopped holding my stomach in ,,,ahh that fells good0
-
0
-
I shaved his beard when he was sleeping.0
-
Ohhh... I thought this meant dump as in relationship not as in dump off in the woods....lol0
-
That just made me laugh so hard. For the record, I would never do that.0
-
Between chocolate and vanilla, we couldn't compromise. I loved chocolate, and she couldn't deal with it.0
-
She shouted orders at me and made me cry
@Vanilla - Glad I could get a chuckle.... I was kinda nervous it would be taken wrong :laugh:0 -
I wouldn't groom his beard for him.0
-
I kept stealing her hair care products to use on my beard0
-
I shaved his head0
-
She saw how stupid I look with a shaved head
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TRYING TO SHAVE ME???0 -
He took me camping and said we were going to "rough it". I didn't think I was going to have to dig my own toilet. I must have hurt his feelings!0
-
her idea of camping had been corrupted0
-
I hogged the TP so he had to use moss.0
-
I farted in the tent when we went camping.0
-
I went to light a candle and lost part of my beard0
-
My beard wasn't big enough0
-
I accidentally broke his phone and he couldnt take selfies anymore0
-
she said I was old enough to be her grandfather0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 444 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4.1K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.3K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions