Why did the person above you dump you?

moijo6

she found out was straight..just curious lol

N2Couture

She didn't like my music.

territhefrog

No one likes my music. They call me an 80s dork.:sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She worried too much about what others called her.

N2Couture

I forgot his name. :huh:

airdale8263

She kept calling me a different name.

Chalk_Slinger

I dyed his goatee using Kool Aid as a prank and the red lasted for MONTHS

territhefrog

I don't know.....something about me screaming out some other man's name in my sleep.

Chalk_Slinger

I exposed her as a cyborg with laser eyes!

territhefrog

I kept hiding the tv remote so I could watch Game of Thrones. Cyborgs love that show.

Joannah700

I blinked.


While watching a Dr. Who Angel episode.

janine2355

My toe accidently hit her leg as we slept

boxfitliftmo

She found out i was one ugly mofo

_Tink_

I ate all the bacon. Again.

boxfitliftmo

i found her too hot to handle

territhefrog

I bit his butt in my sleep. I guess I was hungry.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She can't get enough of me when awake so waits until I'm sleeping to get more and I said NO!

_Tink_

She didn't like my sleep habits

FabulousFantasticFifty

All she would do is workout and never ever sleep! I liked to sleep!

RunnerStephe

She thought I was cold.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't like running in the cold!

RunnerStephe

Wouldn't run with me.

territhefrog

I don't like to run......my fat rolls make flippy flap sounds and it scares my dogs.

Tao56

I love to run

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldn't keep up with her!

NurseGetHealthy216

She wouldn't go skydiving with me ????

Tao56

I'm frightened of heights

janine2355

she was a miss goody two shoes, and I'm a bad girl

_Tink_

She said I was too much of a bad girl for her. She couldn't handle me.

janine2355

lol!!!!!!!! She was too much of a bad *kitten* for me and I couldn't handle her!