Why did the person above you dump you?

bcoop911

Because she got tired of me leaving the toilet seat up..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I'm not his type and he doesn't find me attractive at all!

bcoop911

Because I was flirting with her daughter

territhefrog

He thought the girl he was flirting with was my daughter. I don't have a daughter. She was my girlfriend. He caught us kissing.

WhatAnAss

I found out she was making out with my other girlfriend

sentaruu

she caught me making out with her other girlfriend

Anahita_Swims

because he would leave his muddy clothes and I'd not pick them up

Odiliawine

Because I insulted her sunglasses

Tao56

I took away her phone x

_Tink_

I complained about her cozying up with other people all the time.

DenDweller

I was more in the Captain Hook camp.

Tao56

Because I couldn't keep up x

marcjx

She didn't like me running through fire!

_Tink_

Said I wasn't fiery enough.

cklbrown

I was too fiery

NYactor1

I wouldn't stay up until 2am with her every night!

breesie11

I complained about him taking selfies without a face

robinkelly25

I wouldn't stop watching football to go out .

_BlueGreyGreen_

Her football obsession got in the way of our dinner plans

ilfaith

I wrote a tell all about our relationship called 50 Shades of BlueGreyGreen

territhefrog

I didn't read her book. I'm more into Harry Potter.

cklbrown

I am not into Harry Potter

Salvi30

She dumped me because I am too wild and she is too sweet and innocent

territhefrog

She found out about my secret wild side and was mad that I didn't share it with her.

_Tink_

She found out I was too wild for her

burning2much

I wasn't sexy enough

Tao56

I wouldn't let him hog the mirror x

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd never let me use the mirror and I was a mess!

Ump78

I'm an OCD neat freak

Nurse_Christy

My hair was a mess and he couldn't stand it.