Why did the person above you dump you?

janine2355

She hated my legs! lol!!!! :laugh: Wink wink

islander_2013

she was jealous of my legs..lol

territhefrog

I kept putting barbeque sauce on his legs.

janine2355

I would lick the barbecue sauce off the legs of the guy she would put it on

Alisontheice

I wouldn't share my shoes.

janine2355

lol! good one.
She just couldn't get passed the fact that I smelled her shoes! lol,!

SubZeroDude

I didn't care about her shoes

funforsports

He said I didn't dress well enough.

Joannah700

I tried to convince him that running in heels was a sport.

I was looking out for him and switched out all his shoes for heels.

He didn't like that.

jennifer_417

Every time I tried to run in heels she had to take me to the emergency room.

ChrisRabon_26

I didn't want to watch all of the Twilight sp* movies with her.

Alisontheice

I tried to wear his hat....he doesn't like to share

janine2355

She didn't like all the sex toys I had hidden in the closet

Alisontheice

She didn't like that I touched her toys

funforsports

She decided to just stay in that closet.

Alisontheice

A bunch of shoes in every size but his

territhefrog

My lizard bit her big toe.

jacques57

Even she could not take my weird sense of humor...

Joannah700

I laughed so hard I snorted out my drink.

I never came back from that.

Alisontheice

I refused to wipe her nose when she snorted her drinks.

Organicgasm

I don't ice skate

janine2355

I wouldn't braid her hair for her

shutch2112

I was jealous of her legs.

jacques57

I kept disappearing when she put me in the corner for a spanking

janine2355

because I would try to give him a "time out" when he was bad, but he just wouldn't listen

SubZeroDude

I liked the timeout time too much

janine2355

lol! He liked the time out wayyyyy too much! It was getting in the way of our sex life

jwats8

I beat him playing poker way too often

jwats8

@Zooks!!!!!

territhefrog

I kept hiding his hair gel.