Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I kept hiding the Cheetos in the sock drawer.

_Tink_

I kept finding the hidden stash of Cheetos.

Chalk_Slinger

I kept finding the hidden stash of Cheetos.

She lost so much weight she started falling through sidewalk cracks and I got tired of bending wire hangers to fish her her thin *kitten* out

abadvat

Having the munchies was impossible with her!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Smoked a little too much of the Ganja!

Chalk_Slinger

i staged an intervention as her addiction to cosmetics swallowed up our retirement fund

Tao56

Because I refused to hand over my lipsticks!!!!

KatieKat1979

She refused to go get mani/pedi's with me

bassman92

Said I was too handy

territhefrog

I didn't like to hold hands.

Chalk_Slinger

she was into bestiality, I mean lookie that dog

territhefrog

My dog bit his bottom too many times. (and I know he liked it even though he said he didn't)

ThisCanadian

I'm allergic to their dog

territhefrog

She was allergic to my dog and didn't like my bird.

funforsports

Her bird did not like me and bit my nipple off.

SwedishSarah

I didn't have abs.

_Tink_

She was jealous of my abs

55044TeamJoy

I didn't let her lick my abs.

assthetik

He kept his abs hidden with babies. I confronted him

Great_Mazinga

I looked too hot in my new bikini. Couldn't handle being the less attractive one in the relationship.