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Why did the person above you dump you?
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I turned on the Beethoven0
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because he figured out I was a unicorn0
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because I made her stay outside in the car while in the bars and clubs!0
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I refused to take couple selfies with him.0
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She didn't like my goofy side0
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Because I can't sing0
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she was SO freaking jealous of my singing ability...and my need to sing everything I said to her. Damn I love show tunes.0
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Because I was a dancer but he desperately wanted me to be a singer of show tunes0
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Because she kept trying to make me sing and dance....0
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i didn't understand all the talk about "meaningful use" ... so she didn't think I was there for her0
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HE had a nipple fetish, but I did not:laugh:0
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HE had a nipple fetish, but I did not:laugh:
I b!tched about her pen chewing too much.0 -
I put all her favorite pens on the stairs for her to see first thing in the morning.
To be helpful.0 -
I got mad when she almost killed me!0
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She thought I was trying to kill her but it was really her cat.0
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She caught me filming her cats antics to prove its devious ways.0
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she didnt love my dog!0
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His Dog always ate my shoes, and I LOVE my shoes!!!0
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Now wait a minute. She's dumping me on this thread, and I am dumping her on the other thread... There is a whole lotta dumping going on with no results. Or was that the pooping thread?
She dumped me because I was confused.0 -
Was too into FabFantastic500
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I kept saying "A-boot" instead of "about" and laughing...0
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:laugh:I kept saying "A-boot" instead of "about" and laughing...
Kept referring to him as a 'Merican0 -
Did not enjoy my taste for art house films.0
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I have a penis0
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#4 has a look of innocence!
oops wrong thread
Because I was confused? :laugh:0 -
because she gets more confused than I do :sad:0
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i stole her hat and wore it to the local rodeo where it got trampled ;p0
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I followed him to the rodeo and spied on him. He got angry when he discovered the pics I took of him in a pink hat.0
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She complained I was too big.0
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Because I refused to go there!0
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