Why did the person above you dump you?

gingerheadgirl

couldn't handle a redhead!

Follow_me

she couldn't keep up

territhefrog

I kept changing the regular mirrors to fun house mirrors.

therealblackdahlia

I wouldn't let the pets sleep in the bed

territhefrog

My parrot used her wigs as a nest. Whoops.

55044TeamJoy

Realized I didn't have feathers.

territhefrog

He found out I was old enough to be his mother.

Chieflrg

I turned my back on her...

Groovyca2022

When he turned around..I kicked him. *shrug shoulders*

YF92

She thought im too good to be true

ilfaith

I refused to take any more pictures of him driving his car.

YF92

I refused to let her take pics in the same room everytime

territhefrog

I got tired of looking at his ear so I gave him a wet willy.

Saucy_lil_Minx

Because I kept complaining I was on a bad trip!! I have never touched a drug in my life, but that^^^ Would freak me out!!!! bwhahaha

jspanman

Cause I had more she's than her

jspanman

Cause I had more shoes than her

Joannah700

He couldn't fit into my 4" shoes

Saucy_lil_Minx

Cause I had more shoes than her

Oooo SIr, How many times do I have to tell you...... Those heels are mine!!!! get your own!

bassman92

I stepped on her toes

Nurse_Christy

I wouldn't bait my own hook when he took me fishing.