Why did the person above you dump you?

jspanman

I turned on the Beethoven

marwamelmenshawy

because he figured out I was a unicorn

cmpnaz

because I made her stay outside in the car while in the bars and clubs!

HeavierThan_Heaven

I refused to take couple selfies with him.

funforsports

She didn't like my goofy side

nzchikky

Because I can't sing

QuiznatoddBidness

she was SO freaking jealous of my singing ability...and my need to sing everything I said to her. Damn I love show tunes.

janine2355

Because I was a dancer but he desperately wanted me to be a singer of show tunes

LadyRN76

Because she kept trying to make me sing and dance....

QuiznatoddBidness

i didn't understand all the talk about "meaningful use" ... so she didn't think I was there for her

janine2355

HE had a nipple fetish, but I did not:laugh:

onewarmmomma

HE had a nipple fetish, but I did not:laugh:

I b!tched about her pen chewing too much.

Joannah700

I put all her favorite pens on the stairs for her to see first thing in the morning.

To be helpful.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I got mad when she almost killed me!

territhefrog

She thought I was trying to kill her but it was really her cat.

Joannah700

She caught me filming her cats antics to prove its devious ways.

siport

she didnt love my dog!

FabulousFantasticFifty

His Dog always ate my shoes, and I LOVE my shoes!!!

jacques57

Now wait a minute. She's dumping me on this thread, and I am dumping her on the other thread... There is a whole lotta dumping going on with no results. Or was that the pooping thread?

She dumped me because I was confused.

ThisCanadian

Was too into FabFantastic50

L4manski

I kept saying "A-boot" instead of "about" and laughing...

ThisCanadian

I kept saying "A-boot" instead of "about" and laughing...

:laugh:

Kept referring to him as a 'Merican

tomwatso

Did not enjoy my taste for art house films.

Chalk_Slinger

I have a penis

FabulousFantasticFifty

#4 has a look of innocence!

oops wrong thread

Because I was confused? :laugh:

suzydezeeuw

because she gets more confused than I do :sad:

siport

i stole her hat and wore it to the local rodeo where it got trampled ;p

_Tink_

I followed him to the rodeo and spied on him. He got angry when he discovered the pics I took of him in a pink hat.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She complained I was too big.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I refused to go there!