Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I refused to sharpen his sword without proper instruction.


    And I might have eaten all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms.
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    She found out that I licked (tasted) all of the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and then put them back... (I didn't know she was gonna eat them all!)
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    He was a cereal killer.



    I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He's always messin with MY cereal and I got mad so started hiding it!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    She hid all the cereal so I hid all the toilet paper.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I used all the toilet paper when I decorated the house 3 doors down that housed a cereal killer.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    LOL! :laugh: "Cereal Killer"

    She was making me broke always buying TP and then when I ran out of money she dumped me :sad:
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    She had no money so i had to get into prostitution to support us. Suddenly i wasnt good enough for her
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I thought prostitution was a bar on 17th street and introduced him to my uncle... the cop.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    I couldn't pay for his services.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    She thought I was too high maintenance.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I kept insisting if they held still I could make them a prince.


    But no, Terri was too good for Burger King hats...
  • bassman92
    bassman92 Posts: 273 Member
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    She didn't like maintainance men.....my timing is off tonight...lol
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    He said I was high maintenance. Lies!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    I refused to walk around in my underwear.. I can't go the grocery store like that. lol
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    I came home to find her practicing naked yoga with an indian guru. I confronted her
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    He had a problem with my naked yoga.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    It was ok for her to do Yoga nude with the Guru, but a big deal when I started to!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    I took nude photos of the guru.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Set up a scam as a yoga guru

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