Why did the person above you dump you?

Jeep_This

I left empty milk cartons in the fridge

territhefrog

I knew it was you! So I put laxatives in the milk....and then I hid all the toilet paper.
Sorry that people started calling you skid mark.

Jeep_This

I accused her of lying!

assthetik

i refused to do her laundry bcuz of all the skid marks

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Jeep_This

I previously dumped him, after he dumped me for dumping him, vicious circle

LAT1963

Could never agree on which way to load the toilet paper.

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airdale8263

never mind....pass

Jeep_This

I didn't care how the TP rolled, and that pissed them off.

airdale8263

Because I would not talk to her about other items beside the toilet paper.

assthetik

i wrote our wedding vows on the tp

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Alisontheice

Because he didn't like the way I smiled in these portraits

Jeep_This

@ not-satisfied...I couldn't satisfy him

airdale8263

Because I would not smile.

Alisontheice

I forgot to comment on the uncanny symmetry of his facial.hair

lngbrd

I commented too much about her shirt having too many buttons

_Tink_

Preferred other canines over humans

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I preferred Silk & Lace!

lngbrd

I had fleas

Jeep_This

My dog beat her dog up.

assthetik

i patched things up between the dogs and got them breeding together

FabulousFantasticFifty

I used a Sharpie and drew a bunch of stars on him when he was sleeping!

_Tink_

I wouldn't let her draw on me

territhefrog

I drew happy faces on the butt of her panties and popped her water bras.

iAmStarStuff27

I wasn't as open to bestiality. I opted for an MMF threesome instead but it just HAD to be a donkey.

shank35l

Because I learned all my BDSM tricks from GITMO

territhefrog

We couldn't agree on which Power Ranger was the best. He said green. I said blue.

(Shank35l.....from one vet to another....thank you for serving. I was Navy.)