Why did the person above you dump you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like me going invisible.

Alisontheice

He got tired of me always looking for him

Jeep_This

Cuz I had nicer legs than her :glasses:

wgaue

Because I wouldn't share my Dunkin Donuts coffee with her

SuperHero_Kitty

I forced her to drink Starbucks Coffee and told her there was no difference between the two.

JDArnold80

Because I didn't drink coffee... like... ever.

SuperHero_Kitty

I told him he needed to consider drinking coffee, it would help with his horrible morning attitude. Then I went on and said I wasn't sure if it was just a morning thing. ;P

JDArnold80

Because I kept trying to convince her to do super sexy nude modelling on my bike and she just wasn't into it.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wouldn't do dangerous stunts on his bike!

Fvaisey

Because I wasn't fantastic... :sad:

Jeep_This

Because I refuse to use Ticonderoga #2 pencils.

territhefrog

I hid all the pens in the house and put out only Ticonderoga #2 pencils.....and then she stabbed me in the knee with one!

Jeep_This

I told her to get rid of her dream catchers.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like me dreaming

Jeep_This

I kicked him out of bed for snoring.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She heard noises in her head and though I was snoring.

LadyRN76

He kept getting upset over my sarcasm...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was 1 year younger than me.

breesie11

She differences was a huge deal to him

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was clingy

Jeep_This

I nagged :indifferent:

_Tink_

She said I was too much of a wallflower

LadyRN76

She wanted my wallflower spot.

burning2much

I mothered here too much

DistantJ

He was mad that I ran off with my husband.

_Tink_

She was married and didn't want a sister wife

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I didn't she ran away.

burning2much

I lived too far

LadyRN76

He was too worried about where Leonidas lived...

Building_Bulk

I accidentally made scrambled instead of sunny side up eggs for breakfast...once