Why did the person above you dump you?

Building_Bulk

I forgot the handcuffs at home

Alisontheice

I lost the keys to his handcuffs.

cklbrown

I kept escaping from the handcuffs

Squatch3099

My library books were way overdue.:devil:

Joannah700

Itook all the library books...and I'm never giving them back!

You dump me, and this is what happens, library fines.

territhefrog

She finally figured out that I checked out the library books on HER library card and she had to pay the library fines.

NYactor1

She was always at the library and got upset when I told her the library was closed on Sundays.

territhefrog

I kept drawing eyes around his nipples and lips around his belly button when he slept. He didn't find it funny when he took a selfie and his belly was smiling at him.

Joannah700

I painted mustaches on all her mirrors so she looked like Groucho Marx in the morning.


I guess that was a bad idea.

khara2012

I'm insatiable... She couldn't bake enough pie to keep me satisfied.

territhefrog

I kept mixing up the sugar and salt when I baked pies for her. OOPS.

mrfreestyle

She couldn't keep up with me

Salvi30

He dumped me because I wasn't black enough lol

Tao56

She dumped me because I am a control freak xx

TheNewPriceIsLoading

Because I didn't like being controlled..

Tao56

Because I didn't like being controlled..

Have you tried it lol

TheNewPriceIsLoading

I guess it would have to depend on WHEN the controlling took place. Running my day to day life? Hell no.

Shimmer_7

I could never get him to just wear the tie

Building_Bulk

I didn't own any ties

johnmurphymfp

I stole his head razor