Why did the person above you dump you?

LadyRN76

He thought I liked sunny side up eggs...:noway:

Overmedium, dammit...get out of Groovy's closet more often...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was obsessed with Groovys closet

LadyRN76

He was jealous I knew the combination to the lock on Groovy's closet.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She liked groovy more than me.

_Tink_

I wasn't groovy

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was a fairy and I am a normal person.

LadyRN76

He had an inferiority complex with groovy...can't we all just get along? LOL

SugarBabyGirl

I hogged all the bacon.

Building_Bulk

I removed all the hidden webcams from my house

Groovyca2022

I would not beg him for anything!

LadyRN76

ahem...you don't have to beg, hon

Building_Bulk

She took groovy's word over mine. I did not maker her beg!

SugarBabyGirl

He didn't like me 'keeping an eye on him'.

territhefrog

Cricket was afraid she was going to be eaten by my chameleon.

Anahita_Swims

cause i didn't like her pet

lookinggoodkel

Because I wouldn't let her eat in bed

jacques57

because I wouldn't send her private photos....

territhefrog

I kept stealing his dog.
Oh and I wouldn't clean the fish that he caught.

winf

because I kept staring at hannahlsmith8's boobs

RisingFromAshes

Because I preferred hannahlsmith8's boobs to his. (In defense, they were covered with caramel sauce at the time.)

assthetik

bcuz i didnt have boobs

Fvaisey

Cause I have no ink...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I have too much Ink! :ohwell:

territhefrog

I kept calling out assthetik's name out during "playtime". Oops. Bad time to call out another person's name, huh?

FabulousFantasticFifty

It was actually me calling out that name! :laugh: :devil:

breesie11

I stole her lipstick all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always insisted she wear Red!
Didn't go over too well at that funeral she went to! :frown:

breesie11

It was her way or the highway

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She never liked me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I preferred someone with a face!