Why did the person above you dump you?

stephb130181

Coz I'm too shy!

LynneW1983

I had been hiding the fact I was female.

paulperryman

i was too happy

_Tink_

I wasn't happy enough for him.

Snow3y

I wasn't good looking enough

NikkiJanye73

beacuse im always looking at mens bottoms

paulperryman

because i don't have a bottom

assthetik

because i had a fabulous bottom and he got insecure

_Tink_

He said his *kitten* was better than mine.

Spnneil06

She has insecurity about her *kitten*!

assthetik

wouldnt stop grabbing my *kitten* in public and we ended up having an argument

cklbrown

He needed someone with a much better butt than mine!

Spnneil06

Because I wouldn't take butt pics for our christmas cards...I'll try harder, give me another chance..lol!

breesie11

I didn't want to do Christmas cards

Tbaby1514

She didn't give me a Christmas card!

climbinghigh88

Because I love being a corn balllol

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because i didn't know what a "corn balllol" is!

territhefrog

I don't know....something about me sticking my toes in her ears when we were sleeping.

lookinggoodkel

their bird kept getting jealous of us

Tbaby1514

Because I love being a corn balllol

Idk about that! On a scale of 1-Dwight Schrup I'm pretty much a Michael Scott.

Building_Bulk

I could never figure out her rating system and if I was doing things right or wrong.

Alisontheice

I gave him scores and ratings, apparently he didn't like that

lookinggoodkel

she cold wear heels better than me

LadyRN76

She didn't like my stilletos

burning2much

She said I was too motherly

LadyRN76

He said I couldn't have anymore ladybugs.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was involved with Briese

LadyRN76

He wasn't strong enough to accept mine and Breesie's friendship.

angelexperiment

His legs looked better than mine.

winf

she was too much of a little kid