Why did the person above you dump you?

Organicgasm

I don't ice skate

janine2355

I wouldn't braid her hair for her

shutch2112

I was jealous of her legs.

jacques57

I kept disappearing when she put me in the corner for a spanking

janine2355

because I would try to give him a "time out" when he was bad, but he just wouldn't listen

SubZeroDude

I liked the timeout time too much

janine2355

lol! He liked the time out wayyyyy too much! It was getting in the way of our sex life

jwats8

I beat him playing poker way too often

jwats8

@Zooks!!!!!

territhefrog

I kept hiding his hair gel.

SubZeroDude

I got sick of letting her win at poker

edit: jwats8, didnt see other post lol

SubZeroDude

^^ ITS SCULPTING CREAM NOT HAIR GEL, GAWSH :brokenheart: :sad:

janine2355

He didn't like the Idea that I saved all of my ex boyfriends shirts and wore one to bed each night,:sad:

_BlueGreyGreen_

We kept arguing over which was the best scene in Pee Wees Big Adventure

libbydoodle11

I hog all of the covers

SubZeroDude

Claimed I was too young for her

janine2355

We kept arguing over which was the best scene in Pee Wees Big Adventure

I love you!!!! SO adorable

_BlueGreyGreen_

Is this something you would like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?

_BlueGreyGreen_

Sorry...carry on!

janine2355

Sorry...carry on!

HAHAHAHAHA!! Good night.