Why did the person above you dump you?

Misshodge64

LOLOLOLO

breesie11

barrygwilliam wrote: »

My neighbours started complaining about her being sat outside my house with binoculars

he didn't like I was a peeping tom

@misshodge - she was just done with my antics

barrygwilliam

She didn't like my reaction when I found out her name was really Tom!

breesie11

He didn't like my name

Misshodge64

I am just the nosey neighbor that put everything on YOUTUBE

breesie11

I wasn't into nature enough for him

barrygwilliam

I wasn't into naturism enough for her!

breesie11

I wouldn't get a tattoo

barrygwilliam

I refused to get "Tom" tattooed on my butt!

breesie11

he tried to make me change my name

Misshodge64

barrygwilliam wrote: »

I refused to get "Tom" tattooed on my butt!

JUST GET THE TATTOO, I PAY FOR IT

breesie11

she spent all of our money and got mad at me about it...

siport

she didnt like me going naked skydiving with other people

barrygwilliam

Apparently I wasn't attractive enough naked at 5000ft!

siport

it wasnt that, he gave me a black eye at 5000 ft with his member

assthetik

well that escalated quickly lol

Misshodge64

I seen the whole thing, its on YouTube

breesie11

I didn't let her record me

barrygwilliam

My cloud password was weak and we went viral

Misshodge64

breesie11 wrote: »

I didn't let her record me

Got you anyways, YouTube

breesie11

I didn't want people to see our secret tape

barrygwilliam

I couldn't keep secrets

breesie11

I was too much for him to handle

barrygwilliam

I was too easily intimidated

breesie11

He thought I was intimidating

Spnneil06

She wouldn't let me borrow that dress!

breesie11

I was always taking her things. She didn't like to share

Spnneil06

Taking or stealing, because she never returned ANYTHING! I don't mind if you borrow it

breesie11

I lost the things I borrowed from her...every time

Spnneil06

She would never admit she lost my things, she would blame it on me!