Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I tried to shave her head. What? I needed natural stuffing for a pillow.

WMDemetree

didn't go along with her fetish for shaving heads. Now I regret it.

staceybradleywells

didn't realize how much I loved bald heads

Kisuke30

because I'm not bald..

lawandfitness

I got too freaky for him to handle :disagree: ::D

assthetik

i took off the nipple clamps wthout permission

lawandfitness

assthetik wrote: »

i took off the nipple clamps wthout permission

That's right, you know I like you to wear them at all times

WMDemetree

I did not cooperate with them clamps.

Spnneil06

He kept breaking my clamps...on purpose!

WMDemetree

i was too cheap and bought hand cuffs from Spencer's.

Spnneil06

He kept losing his handcuff keys..had to call the fire department often, and in compromising positions!

territhefrog

She didn't like that I used duct tape instead of handcuffs.

WMDemetree

could not keep up my job (was handcuffed on weekdays)

Spnneil06

Couldn't hold a job

johnmurphymfp

Because I brushed my teeth to much.

staceybradleywells

his teeth were so white it was like glow in the dark white

johnmurphymfp

Because I can't dance.

Spnneil06

Tried to dance while brushing his teeth, thought it should be the new dance move..smh!

WMDemetree

She did not like me using her hair brush.

staceybradleywells

he kept trying to brush hair he didn't have

jacques57

I played fatoosh with her shwarma until it hurt too much

WMDemetree

my shawarma stick was not big enuf

Spnneil06

I don't even know what he's talking about half the time.

johnmurphymfp

and the half of the time I don't care.

lawandfitness

I maxed out his visa

TFaustino67

I cancelled all credit cards

WMDemetree

could not keep up with her spending habits.

territhefrog

He thought I was a gold digger.

Spnneil06

I had no gold for her to dig!

johnmurphymfp

who says she did.... what did I do.. I'm sorry. lol