Why did the person above you dump you?
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Bc I licked all the chocolate donuts when she wasn't looking.....0
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she found out i had spit on them earlier so no one would even go near them0
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I wanted to go see The Jersey boys musical and he told me he doesn't do musicals0
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i'd get carried away and start crying during musicals. It was so embarrassing for her0
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I always make him cry when I'm up on stage!0
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she stage dived right onto me and i broke 3 ribs0
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he couldn't understand that I loved the stage.0
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loved the spotlight! Never let me shine!0
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He was always wrong about everything! It hurt his feelings!0
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i gained 10 pounds during Christmas week and soft belly was a deal breaker for her0
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She Insisted on a morning Bourbon shot and I preferred Coffee!0
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bc i made her cry when i told her i hate lipstick0
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I always found a football in our bed!0
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Secretly married someone else0
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i always compared her to my ex's0
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I wouldn't wear wigs to bed!0
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she said I have a blonde fetish!0
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I told her I preferred her before!0
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she found out that i had worn expired condoms on our first night together0
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I used their contacts to decorate my jean jacket because my Bedazzler broke!0
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She was ok with me sleep walking but then it got worse and i started sleep streaking0
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He didn't like when I video taped his sleep streaking0
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I posted the video on the internet, made millions and didn't share.0
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I found some disturbing videos hiding in her bedside drawer!0
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She didn't have an open mind about my video collection
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I preferred old school VHS over dvd…said I was too retro0
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She would not keep my Betmax tapes0
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