Why did the person above you dump you?

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

was lactose intolerant and INSISTED on eatinf a pint of ice cream a night AND sleeping in FRONT of the man!!!

Screwedntattooed

was lactose intolerant and INSISTED on eatinf a pint of ice cream a night AND sleeping in FRONT of the man!!!

You know it's scary how close to reality that is :happy:

smb0421

because she found out i'm straight

Building_Bulk

She found out I went to high school with her mom....and had dated her.

ilfaith

He preferred to date girls who were young enough to be my daughter

libbydoodle11

I didn't know how to cook her favorite meal.

elprincipito

I didn't wanna go out as much as she did.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She spent our daughter's trust fund on tooth whiteners and eventually left me for the dentist!

NikkiBubbleGum

He saw me shirtless and ran, lol

Building_Bulk

Because she wanted to date my son instead.

Sweet_Nyx

He started stalking someone else

osmium3

She didn't like the hat. Oh, how I miss her smirk..it really is fabulous;.

territhefrog

I told him he laughed like a girl. :laugh:

_Tink_

He thought I was a guy.

winf

I asked her to put on some pants

nicolemtracy

Bosses people around.

winf

She didn't like being bossed around

Yasmine91

more into his weights

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

More in to cardio

nicolemtracy

More into headless selfies