Why did the person above you dump you?

joshua3179

She tried to take my temp.. The baby way... :-/

lunalee84

He squirmed away like a worm every time I tried to get close to him.

joshua3179

She couldn't appreciate the phrase exit only hahaha

mombie2six

Because I have too many babies! :P

joshua3179

I went to work for 20 days and left her alone with her own basketball team along with 1sub

mombie2six

Work for 20 days?? What the heck do you do? LOL

siport

i tried to convince her to have another 6 kids ;p

LadyRN76

He wanted 6 kids, plus the one he already has.... :noway:

siport

no no these two i have already is fine, she kept misunderstanding me

LadyRN76

He would never make himself clear....communication!! LOL

Spnneil06

She always wanted to communicate...tiresome!

assthetik

i asked her to work in a strip club so i could pay for medical school

Tiki1978

He wasnt into my foot fetish

assthetik

She was always near my feet and would never kiss me so i threw a fit

WMDemetree

My feet were not long enough

Intervene

I was too short.

WMDemetree

I had nicer hair

timberowl

I got bored with bowling.

Spnneil06

She would never go bowling with me, even if I pouted!

WMDemetree

Could not resist her pouting

Spnneil06

I don't know, one day he thought I was irresistible the next day he says he wants to see other people!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was able to escape from her dungeon and finally see my Family!

Spnneil06

She said that she felt like I kept her in a cage, and she needed to fly!

WMDemetree

I grew wings

rdmitche1

I did not like to fly..

assthetik

i'd rather take a flight than go on long roadtrips

FabulousFantasticFifty

I loved taking Road trips from Colorado to Antarctica!

ShaeDetermined

She disappeared for months on end, expecting me to water all her plants

assthetik

i was so irresponsible i couldnt even keep her cactus alive

ShaeDetermined

killed my cactus and got me a chocolate bar as an apology