Why did the person above you dump you?

WMDemetree

Did not take care of her cactus

FabulousFantasticFifty

He made rude comments that I really didn't care for!

ShaeDetermined

I wasnt cool enough for her

Hockey_Winger

She thought she was too cool for me

ShaeDetermined

I accused him of always twisting my words

WMDemetree

I wanted to twist her words but ended up twisting her instead

deucemon69

He didn't like the way I dance the twist

Spnneil06

I could never dance as good as him!

deucemon69

She doesn't like my line dancing skills

Spnneil06

He couldn't do the cupid shuffle...really????? They tell you exactly how to do it in the song!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always tried to lead!

deucemon69

Has control issues

Hockey_Winger

I was out of control

ShaeDetermined

I wanted him to wear yoga pants for me

Hockey_Winger

I thought she meant the pair she was wearing at the time...

Intervene

I wouldn't give him my soft yogo pants.

mikeshockley

I forgot his name.

WMDemetree

I didn't like the dog

assthetik

i got him a chihuahua as his bday gift

Spnneil06

He took my chihuahua and gave it to someone else...oh mr. snuggles I miss you!

WMDemetree

was not fond of her snuggles

Hockey_Winger

The whole time I thought he was talking about this:

ShaeDetermined

I refused to do his laundry

Basilin

I didn't use fabric softener on his laundry. Then I said, "*kitten* do your own laundry!"

Hockey_Winger

But, that wasn't my laundry

Basilin

I wore his favorite superman undies.

Spnneil06

I wanted to know whos freaking superman undies those were under our bed!! They aren't mine!

LoneWolf_70

im too amorous

Hockey_Winger

Apparently cause was wearing Superman boxers under my yoga pants

Spnneil06

Hockey_Winger wrote: »

Apparently cause was wearing Superman boxers under my yoga pants

Stop your making my stomach hurt..lol! I always broke out into fits of laughter, he hated it!