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Why did the person above you dump you?
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She thought my naked GI Joes were too buff.0
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she was obsessed with her naked GI joes but apparently my blow up doll was too much0
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I popped his blow up doll.0
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She didn't like that I prefer to air dry after showers.0
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She didn't want me to put her 'air-drying' scene in our movie.0
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I kept trying on her awesome glasses!0
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She had a thing for dudes in glasses, try as I might I couldn't oblige0
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I wanted to be exclusive...and she called me clingy!0
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It never happened0
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Addicted to toe jam! Need a fix0
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I will keep them warm.0
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I called them a poopy head0
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I told her that her pus sy was stinking up the house and made her trade it in for a dog. Plus I am allergic to cat hair.0
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He couldn't stand my cat.0
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She introduced me to her parents on the FIRST date!!!0
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She had a cat fetish0
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Too fast for me...My_Mind_Is_My_Cage wrote: »She introduced me to her parents on the FIRST date!!!
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She hated my boobs.0
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I couldn't cure her headache quick enough0
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went all Forrest Gump and kept running0
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I'm too fabulous for him0
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He loved his mirror selfie more than me0
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He kept griping about mirror selfies...0
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