Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He wasn't weird enough to appreciate my weirdness! :cry:
  • inkedmommy67
    inkedmommy67 Posts: 198 Member
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    I was a little too weird D=
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    She said I wasn't weird enough for her.
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
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    cause i didn't have a hot enough body
  • inkedmommy67
    inkedmommy67 Posts: 198 Member
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    Because I am a little too tall
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    @ rogue...I made one too many jokes about West Virginia

    @ mama...what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas
  • mustlovecakes
    mustlovecakes Posts: 89
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    I put her undies in dryer
  • My_Mind_Is_My_Cage
    My_Mind_Is_My_Cage Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I slept with her thinking I was cheating with her twin sister, and when I said, "Damn, you do that better than your sister!" she blew up and hit me with a shoe, telling me she did it like she always had and I just never noticed because I was probably too busy thinkng of her sister. She was right. We broke up the next day
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    i didnt support her decision to get a boob reduction to alleviate her back pain
  • joeboland
    joeboland Posts: 205 Member
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    Even after I put on the damn dress, he still said I wasn't pretty enough. :'(
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    I would not let him wear my clothes
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,155 Member
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    She didn't want to wear my football jersey
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    I didn't share my diet with her.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    Airdale...hated my football jersey. So did my work buddy.

    Leo....he said I kept saying airdale's name in my sleep but he never got it on camera. I think he's full of beans.
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,155 Member
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    She wanted to burn my football jersey!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    He thought I wanted to burn his football jersey. Wrong. I gave it to my dogs to use as a blanket in their doggy bed.
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,155 Member
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    I offered to buy a different doggy bed, so she didn't have to use my jersey.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I didn't like the Team on his Jersey!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
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    I couldn't stop staring at her legs
  • justinitsul
    justinitsul Posts: 1,018 Member
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    She ONLY wore that Red dress

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