Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't shave my legs everyday and they kept scratching her!

Fvaisey

I wanted to shave her legs...

whitlisd

I wanted to shave his beard...

Spnneil06

she has a strange shaving fetish, poor cat!

jacques57

She has good taste

territhefrog

I was afraid to go to Sea World with him in San Diego. They might mistake me for Shamu.

(btw...I was stationed in San Diego when I was in the Navy :happy: )

mbailey423

My big ears and flat nose.

ilfaith

Is that what he's telling people? Let me make it perfectly clear that I was the Dumper and he was the Dumpee.

Spnneil06

he loves pants..seriously 200 pairs and I asked for some closet space!

cklbrown

There was always a problem with our glasses!

Groovyca2022

Because I still use a straw to blow bubbles in my drink.

akajakob

because I'm too young...she said

OlyCapitalChick

Because I forgot to buy my cougar license....he said.

burning2much

I was leaving my walking canes everywhere

sedelagarza

I was to young for him

assthetik

i accidentally sent nudes to her mom

joshua3179

@sedelagarzaI spooned with this other girl on that "would you spoon with me" thread lol

AmandaNicole412

He didn't like my pjs

akajakob

I stole all her pajamas

p8liwag

He likes to read the newspaper naked