Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I got mad when she laughed at my uncle Walter's wake!

TheBeerRunner

I'm a terrible skater

Alisontheice

He wouldn't let me teach him to skate

FabulousFantasticFifty

I knocked her down and ran over her fingers when she tried to teach me how to skate!

JeffMeehan

Because I could skate

Alisontheice

Cause I skated better than he did

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out that I was a better skater!

JeffMeehan

Because I sold her skates

FabulousFantasticFifty

I turned him in for selling my skates to support his weird habits!

cakebatter07

She was too fabulous and fantastic!

assthetik

i resented her for dressing conservatively all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wasn't fond of my wardrobe and didn't like my shoe's

La_Malfaisante

she didn't like all my tattoos

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ShaeDetermined

she couldnt see my tattoos without her glasses

butterflykissesatnight

if she's a racist then she will probably dump me..

daveclrk58

she's a ginger and she tried to steal my soul but i wouldnt let her!

GordieLaChance

I don't attend church and I'm lacking female genitalia.

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Spnneil06

he wasn't women enough for me!

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assthetik

i was afraid he was gonna get leaner than me and therefore i started packing him fries and pizza for lunch

Spnneil06

his condoms were always expired..he wanted to knock me up!

ShaeDetermined

she's dumped me so many times, I can't keep up with the reasons.

Ripfit138

She wouldn't dare!

rdmitche1

I kept eating cheetos in bed.

butterflykissesatnight

looks like...

Spnneil06

she just didn't like me!

ShaeDetermined

AGAIN?!?!

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