Why did the person above you dump you?
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I kept telling her she had a problem with flatulence!
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I stalked her in the forums...0
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He's a stalker!0
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didnt want pleasure me 4-6 times a day0
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He said cougars scared him. Grow a pair, man!!!!0
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I didn't want to pleasure the selfish b@stard..4-6 x a day. wtf!0
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She didn't take pleasure in my pleasure!
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She said I was frigid.
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was frigid0
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she was sooo cold...0
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I ate all the whipped cream0
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I wouldn't let her put whip cream on me AGAIN, 4 times a day is my limit!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
I love disney, but she forces me to dress up every night as anna and act out Frozen. She has puppets for the other characters!0 -
I was too freaky for her comfort!
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She thought I couldn't handle the freakiness...but I can0
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Well
Well you were elsa I was anna and we kept waking up together!FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I was too freaky for her comfort!
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I've got a mind for business and a body for, well, more business.
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I only liked monkey business.0
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she wouldn't do monkey business in my creepy basement0
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