Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I made fun of him for using tarter sauce on his Pixie Sticks instead of his fish sticks!

MyTurn2BHappy

She didn't like my screwing around in public.. I embarrassed her

assthetik

on the day of our wedding, i forgot to zip my flies out of nervousness

FabulousFantasticFifty

He needs more than one fly and I always tease him about it!

ShaeDetermined

she was always taking the words out of my mouth

GordieLaChance

Her 5 sons beat me up

Ripfit138

@ Shaindi - She got tired of my tequila inspired shenanigans

MyTurn2BHappy

He let some kids beat him up and I made fun of him

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her not to make fun of people!

WMDemetree

I had nicer legs

Spnneil06

He stopped talking to me.

holagatita

she fell in love with a stripper

TheBeerRunner

I was the stripper...

holagatita

lol he had moves I'd never seen

Alisontheice

He didn't like when I'd judge his performances

Oxmarqt

I never had any $1's...

Alisontheice

He was always stealing my change

Spnneil06

I made it rain in the club!! spent all our dollars!

holagatita

She never had change for the vending machine

Spnneil06

Vending machines...totally addicted to them!

TheBeerRunner

She was always trying to get me to buy junk food from the vending machines

Oxmarqt

Had an addiction problem with no support group for me.

holagatita

lol kept my addiction for him going by sending me pics and I couldn't handle it

RavenLibra

he dumped me because I wouldn't wear his tutu

Spnneil06

Wouldn't take off the tutu in bed...come on it's itchy!

holagatita

wouldn't wear a tutu for me to bed

Alisontheice

Didn't like when I brought my collection of teddy bears to bed

Oxmarqt

She's a bear person, I'm a turtle person...

Alisontheice

Because I'm not Spnneil06

rdmitche1

because I broke the zipper on my Bear suit