Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because I took all of the action figures out and changed their boxes around.0
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She wanted to use my light saber as a sex toy!!!! Had to clean it for hours!!!!0
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He has an awful temper when you touch his stuff!0
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She mistook my screaming as Anger!0
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She was into threesomes with stuffed animals0
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He didn't like my lady friend and didn't want to have threesomes!0
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She would overenunciate her pleasure in coitus0
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Whenever he said coitus I said 'Sheldon omg' and he didn't get it...0
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She changed the channel when JEOPARDY! came on to watch the awful BIG BANG THEORY0
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He was dissing Sheldon and I socked him!0
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I answered every Jeopardy! question right, and he always liked to be right.0
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I told her she was 3 posts away from 2,000, and she lost her concentration0
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3 x her age0
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She said I was too fat for her. Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh0
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she found out i was secretly attending a nude yoga class with her friends and sis0
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What did I tell you about my Sisters!!!
I objected to his obsession with my Sister!0 -
She kept insisting that she thought the girl she slept with was my identical twin. I'm an only child.0
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I had a twin, and she kept getting us mixed up.0
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I was more attracted to her twin!
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I only date twins.0
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i married one and accidentally took the other one on our honeymoon0
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I knew it!!! "Accidently" He always preferred my Sister over me!
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She had an imaginary sister. Weirdo...0
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She didn't believe I could see people that she couldn't...not open minded!0
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I couldn't accept her freaky fantasies and she said that I wasn't open minded enough!0
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She wouldn't go ghost hunting with me.0
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She thinks I'm dirty! And IN for ghost hunting...let's stock up on salt!0
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I think this was a terrible misunderstanding. Let's get back together.0
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I told everyone about her naked GI Joe collection!0
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