Why did the person above you dump you?

Hockey_Winger

I would always make her laugh

when I was standing there only wearing boxer shorts

Spnneil06

He thought I was laughing at him, but i was laughing with him, or so I thought!

holagatita

she got a better offer

jacques57

She realized I was a burnt out shell

ParamoreAddict

Admitted she doesn't like Paramore...still devastated...

Spnneil06

I just never saw him anywhere..he was never in the picture!

Basilin

He wanted to listen to Paramore while doing it EVERY TIME.

nikiste

She didn't get off to Paramore.

deucemon69

She got off to Paramore too much

Spnneil06

He said I got off to much, but I thought I was normal!

Xeuleu

I once used the word "probably" in a post

Spnneil06

He was always knit picking my posts!

WMDemetree

She never read my posts where I confessed my utter love and devotion.

Spnneil06

He said he made this posts and I never saw them, think he was talking to Paws!

WMDemetree

She caught me red handed.

Spnneil06

He was a liar!

SwedishSarah

I didn't own a tutu.

Hockey_Winger

Yea, that's it... she was a Liar! Yea, that's that ticket!

itsfeast4dabeast

LilacTea wrote: »

I didn't own a tutu.

She found I had a fetish for girls that own tutus lol

WMDemetree

I rented out her tutu to girls who did not have one.

Intervene

I rubbed his head for good luck too often.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She suggested I get surgery to enlarge my manhood and let it slip, "...so it can be as big as my other lover. Oops!"

SwedishSarah

I wasn't crazy enough.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She was INSANE and believed she was not crazy!

Spnneil06

cause he's an odd duck!

WMDemetree

She had too many typos

JtKeil

I wasn't enough of a trekie for him

FabulousFantasticFifty

I Loved to watch Star Trek -(the old William Shatner/ Leonard Lemoy TV eps.)

JtKeil

Because Star Wars beats Star Trek discussions ruled our dinner table.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Because she took my vintage Darth Vader out of the damn BOX to play with it!!!!