Why did the person above you dump you?

breesie11

I attempted to do a lap dance, but accidentially fell. He didn't like my clumsiness

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I told her to stop being clumsy, she didn't like it

breesie11

he always had to be in charge

kershaann

wouldn't wear the outfit I picked for the strip tease dance

breesie11

she wouldn't let me have my own style!!

kershaann

She wanted to wear a rockstar outfit

breesie11

I mocked her too often. She didn't find it funny

siport

i insisted she went comando

Groovyca2022

I would not let him use my phone....in the bathroom! no!

breesie11

she wanted me to lay off the caffeine

FabulousFantasticFifty

I gave up coffee for tea but had a hard time with it so would throw out her coffee!

CogentLinkie

She wasn't a fan of my practical jokes.

siport

i waxed his beard while he slept!

jacklis

I begged him to move across the pond.

dgeorgiadis

She tried to switch my butter with I Can't Believe it's Not Butter.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was only trying to keep her healthy!

Anahita_Swims

I couldn't dance as week as she.

assthetik

i wasnt into feet

siport

i found out his abs were painted on!

_Tink_

He objected to my body painting