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I'm trying to put my 1984 Lincoln Continental on the road but I need a fuel sending unit for it. Can't find one.
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If you search for the recipe on the phone app and edit (without changes) then save, the recipe will move to the top of the list. It's then simple to select it using the web app for editing or adding to your food diary.
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I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening. Curly Howard
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Are you serious enough to quit processed food (an assumption on my part) and start preparing your own meals? If you chase the nutrients the calories will almost take care of themselves.
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dinner jacket
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Tequila Sunrise
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flintsone
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stir crazy
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time out
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Dead Head
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Why doesn't Trump wear glasses? Because he has 2020.
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What's the worst thing on a woman? A drunken Irishman.
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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"If he fires one, I'll fire one". - Capt. Eric Finland (Richard Widmark) "Fire one!". - Ensign Ralston (James MacArthur) The Bedford Incident
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"...that's what they taught us; it's what's in your mind that counts; your intentions, that's how we'll judge you. What you want to do. Mortal sin had to be a grievous offense, sufficient reflection and full consent of the will. Ya had'ta WANNA! In fact, WANNA was a sin all by itself. "Thou Shalt Not WANNA". If you woke up…
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"We do. The information is being held from the public. Another conspiracy." - me, myself, and I.
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"Let me tell you something, folks. You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever." Ron White
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Roses are red Violets are blue Daffodils are yellow You thought this was a poem But these are gardening facts. Heard it on the radio.
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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S. Thompson
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@NadNight, Chef John at Food Wishes.com
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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and saying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this…
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"... I sold my soul, you bought it back for me ..." Anne Murray You Needed Me
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@your_future_ex_wife, I must have read that 10 times before I realized I read that wrong.
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If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
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One mans cult is another mans custom diet plan.
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My wife says I never listen to her. Or something like that. Some guy.
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@your_future_ex_wife, Does that mean what I think it means?
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I have a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong, too. Some bumper sticker.
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I eat a big garden salad every day. The basic 8 - 10 cup lettuce, tomato, and cucumber salad is 100 to 150 calories. I use olive oil, red wine vinegar, and Good Seasons dry seasoning packet for dressing for another 130 calories from the oil (good fat). I prefer iceberg lettuce because it's crisp, sweet and juicy. Any…
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Good moms let the kids lick the beaters. Great moms take them out of the mixer, first. Some greeting card.
