It's a JOKE

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  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,034 Member
    Why can't Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

    Everytime she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat.
  • corrarjo
    corrarjo Posts: 1,157 Member
    What did one eye say to the other eye?

    Between the two of us, something smells.
  • corrarjo
    corrarjo Posts: 1,157 Member
    If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
  • corrarjo
    corrarjo Posts: 1,157 Member
    An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

    The man replied “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and saying out late.”

    The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”

    The man replied, “That would be my wife.”
  • corrarjo
    corrarjo Posts: 1,157 Member
    When is a door not a door?

    When it's ajar.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

    Sorry, I'll leave now :(


    :p
  • corrarjo
    corrarjo Posts: 1,157 Member
    What's the worst thing on a woman?

    A drunken Irishman.
  • corrarjo
    corrarjo Posts: 1,157 Member
    Why doesn't Trump wear glasses?

    Because he has 2020.

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