It's a JOKE
corrarjo
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The Bear and the Rabbit are side by side, shiten in the woods. The Bear says to the Rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shite sticking to your fur?". The Rabbit says, "No. Not at all." So the Bear picked up the Rabbit, and wiped his ars with him.
Tell me a joke.
Tell me a joke.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side
Why did the turkey cross the road?- To prove he wasn't a chicken
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What's silent and smells like a carrot.
A bunny fart.4 -
I just came go read the comments because I have no jokes! Lol0
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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender gives him a strange look, but serves him his drinks. The Irishman takes them to a booth, clinks them together, and drinks them all.
He then goes back to the bartender and orders another three beers, which he proceeds to drink in the same fashion.
On his third round, the bartender can't help but ask him "excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that your order your drinks in threes, if you don't mind telling me, I was wondering why that is"
The Irishman grins and says "Well, I just moved here from me hometown. When me and me two best mates split ways, we agreed that we'd always have a drink for each other when we went out, so that we always drink together." The bartender nods understandingly, and serves him his drinks.
The Irishman keeps up this routine, coming to the bar at least twice a week and ordering three drinks at a time.
One day the Irishman walks in, solemnly makes his way to bar, and orders two beers. The patrons and the bartender all see this, and they assume that something terrible has happened to one of his friends. However, they don't want to disturb him in his time of grief, so they refrain from asking him anything.
When he goes to order his second round, the bartender can't help but remark "I'm so sorry for your loss". The Irishman looks up and says "Me loss!? What in tarnation are ye talking aboot?"
The bartender says "Well when you bought two drinks, I assumed that one of your friends had passed"
The Irishman laughs and says "No, nothing of the sort. I gave up drinking for Lent is all".4 -
@_bombshell2be_ I'm sure you're acquainted with somebody that knows a joke. When you find 'em, come back an tell us the joke.0
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Holy mackerel, I've never seen a weasel in here before. What do you want?".
"Pop" goes the weasel.2 -
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A big old fat guy gets out of the shower at the YMCA. His friend looks at him and says, "Man, when's the last time ya' seen your wick?". The fat guy looks done and says, "It's been a loooong time." So the friend asks, "Well, why don't you diet?". To which the fat guy replies, "Why? What color is it now?".1
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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?
WEEEEEEEE!0 -
How do you tell if you're coming or going?
If you're going, you gotta to wipe your ars.
If you're coming, you gotta to wipe everything else!0 -
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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.0 -
Why didn’t the Teddy Bear want desert”
Because he was “stuffed”.
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Corny alert!!!!
What’s a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?
Ahhh you would think it’s the rrrrr but it’s actually the c (sea)2 -
A priest, a rabbi and a imam walk into a bar.
They have a pleasant time discussing a variety of topics because they are friends.0 -
activities1 wrote: »Corny alert!!!!
@activities1, Thanks for the heads up!
I should have known that, since the best part of being in the Navy was going to sea.
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Duck walks into a bar, orders a beer. Bartender says "How are you paying?" The duck replies, "Put it on my bill."0
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to one hundred?
Everytime she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat.2 -
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
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If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.0
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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and saying out late.”
The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “That would be my wife.”
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When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.0 -
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Sorry, I'll leave now
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What's the worst thing on a woman?
A drunken Irishman.0 -
Why doesn't Trump wear glasses?
Because he has 2020.0
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