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Why can't Miss Piggy count to one hundred?
Everytime she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat.2 -
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
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If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.0
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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and saying out late.”
The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “That would be my wife.”
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When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.0 -
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Sorry, I'll leave now
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What's the worst thing on a woman?
A drunken Irishman.0 -
Why doesn't Trump wear glasses?
Because he has 2020.0
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