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Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time is by for the biggest pile of *kitten* I've heard.

The bottom of my neck gets the ladies..

Inside and out, everything.

WTF is a SAHM?

lol I know I dont need to answer this one :)

I'd put out for a good sandwich.

I use expired coupons.

Your hand can never leave you.

I would, she seems funny.

No, this is total spousal abuse. Absolutely. Let's make a Lifetime movie for you and your plight.

I can say I've developed a big one..fast.

So am I!

Let me rephrase...crushing on me, and no, not legit lol But yeah, some smoking hot 50 year old women on here.

All of my crushes are 50 year old women.

Hell yes

I'd never leave the house...

She has awesome glasses

Bees. Or Dogs. Or Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

You know you're an *kitten* when you stop this thread out of nobody wanting an FR hahahaa.

She seems nice, yes.

10 @ Glynn Miss my favorite MILF.

Half of my friends list.

This is probably the creepiest thing I've seen on these boards..and that is saying a lot.

:) Thank you

And how do you know he has ED? Were you tugging at his shorts looking for a response?

To be honest your assessment of this guy kinda makes you sound like you're an assumptive prick.

Try not to crush on anyone here, makes my life easier.

I used to be guilty of this behavior and I hated it about myself and a few other things it sounds like he's doing that I used to do. Believe me he is trouble. It goes beyond not wanting to let someone in, rather he's keeping you out.