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because of your beard lol
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10
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Customer service
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pass
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ons
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19 actually :P
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38
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bring it
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ons
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Unfortunately they are very weak and manual labour is there idea of getting out of bed early in the morning
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yea
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pass
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waffles
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Granted, both your parents have now been murdered I wish I could freeze time
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Fortunatley your friend needs a roomate
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Granted, Money is no longer valid currency I wish I was amazingly talented
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Fortunatley in time she will forgive you
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Fortunately I really hated him for hacking my account to begin with
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Fortunately, I my brother hacked the account and got extra money out for me
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Granted, But your now anorexic I wish a could take a good selfie :P
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Fortunately, I have money in reserve
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I clear cut the forest and dropped the cookie in the ocean
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I throw a snowball at the drone and put the cookie in my pocket
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Granted you now have a skinny face of acne I wish for a nice massage
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I yelled causing an avalanche and burying it deep under the snow
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Granted, there is an oil spill in the water I wish I was 6'5
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Granted , you are now afraid of heights
