Corrupt-a-Wish

unforgetablle
unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
edited November 16 in Chit-Chat
The first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish
and also make a wish of his/her own

(Example: )
I wish I had a new Porsche
Granted, your licence has been banned

I'll Start

I wish I could never get fat

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  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Granted. You always feel hungry.
    I wish I knew everything.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    Granted, You no when everyone you love will die

    I wish I could have a husky
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Granted. It destroys everything else you have.

    I wish I could speak japanese fluently
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    edited April 2015
    Granted. You meet your soulmate who only speaks Spanish and you can never communicate. I wish I could read minds.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    edited April 2015
    ;
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    I edited it :)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Granted: You spend eternity in my thoughts.

    I wish I would not be alone...
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Granted: You spend eternity in my thoughts.

    I wish I would not be alone...

    Granted. You will never have any privacy.

    I wish I could fly
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    Granted. You get to spend the rest of your life in prison surrounded by "friends." I wish I couldn't feel
    Sadness.
  • RushOfOxygen
    RushOfOxygen Posts: 226 Member
    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    I wish I could read minds.

    Granted but you can ever turn it off and eventually drives you crazy.

    I wish I was an astronaught
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    edited April 2015
    .
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    Granted, but the people around you talk constantly and you never have peace.

    I wish I could take a vacation to the beach right now.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    edited April 2015
    akiba254 wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Granted: You spend eternity in my thoughts.

    I wish I would not be alone...

    Granted. You will never have any privacy.

    I wish I could fly


    Granted , you are now afraid of heights

  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    Granted, but the people around you talk constantly and you never have peace.

    I wish I could take a vacation to the beach right now.

    Granted, there is an oil spill in the water

    I wish I was 6'5
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    edited April 2015

    Granted you are surrounded by piles of money on a desert island with no food or water. I wish I were taller.
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    Granted. You get to spend the rest of your life in prison surrounded by "friends." I wish I couldn't feel
    Sadness.

    Granted : But now life is filled with apathy

    RushOfOxygen wrote: »
    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    I wish I could read minds.

    Granted but you can ever turn it off and eventually drives you crazy.

    I wish I was an astronaught

    Granted: but you can never set foot on earth again
    unforgetablle wrote: »
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    Granted, but the people around you talk constantly and you never have peace.

    I wish I could take a vacation to the beach right now.

    Granted, there is an oil spill in the water

    I wish I was 6'5

    Granted: but you hit on every low door without fail

    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    Granted you are surrounded by piles of money on a desert island with no food or water. I wish I were taller.

    Granted: But you spend your life always looking down on every never getting eye contact

    I wish I could grant wishes
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    granted, but your home has low ceilings and loads of ceiling fans...
    I wish that I was idly wealthy
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    edited April 2015
    Granted and you spend the rest of your life in a lamp because you are now a genie. I wish I could eat cake all day and not get fat.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    Granted you now have a skinny face of acne

    I wish for a nice massage
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    edited April 2015
    standenvernet wrote: »
    granted, but your home has low ceilings and loads of ceiling fans...
    I wish that I was idly wealthy

    Granted but the money will never make you happy.
    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    Granted and you spend the rest of your life in a lamp because you are now a genie. I wish I could eat cake all day and not get fat.

    Granted but start to hate the taste
    unforgetablle wrote: »
    Granted you now have a skinny face of acne

    I wish for a nice massage

    Granted but it costs you money lol

    I wish I could control the weather
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    Granted but you can only
    Make it rain. I wish I had wavy hair.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted but you set it on rain, fell asleep, and flooded the entire Eastern Seaboard.

    I wish I was at my goal weight.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    edited April 2015
    Granted, But your now anorexic

    I wish a could take a good selfie :P
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    granted, but now the paparazzi hounds you.

    I wish I could have all the money I could ever need
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    Granted, Money is no longer valid currency

    I wish I was amazingly talented
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    Granted you are extremely gifted at eating hot dogs quickly. I wish healthy foods tasted like pizza!
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    Granted you are extremely gifted at eating hot dogs quickly. I wish healthy foods tasted like pizza!

    Granted. You slowly start to hate pizza.

    I wish I could grant wishes
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    You can, but only wishes for misfortune on the wisher. For instance, if the wisher gets depressed and wishes for death, bring it on!
    I wish I could fall asleep under any circumstances, not limited to dark and silent environments.
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    Granted but no you can be awake for more than 5 minutes.

    I wish I could be Batman
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    Granted, both your parents have now been murdered

    I wish I could freeze time
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