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unforgetablle
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The first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish
and also make a wish of his/her own
(Example: )
I wish I had a new Porsche
Granted, your licence has been banned
I'll Start
I wish I could never get fat
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish
and also make a wish of his/her own
(Example: )
I wish I had a new Porsche
Granted, your licence has been banned
I'll Start
I wish I could never get fat
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Granted. You always feel hungry.
I wish I knew everything.0 -
Granted, You no when everyone you love will die
I wish I could have a husky0 -
Granted. It destroys everything else you have.
I wish I could speak japanese fluently0 -
Granted. You meet your soulmate who only speaks Spanish and you can never communicate. I wish I could read minds.0
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I edited it0
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Granted: You spend eternity in my thoughts.
I wish I would not be alone...0 -
standenvernet wrote: »Granted: You spend eternity in my thoughts.
I wish I would not be alone...
Granted. You will never have any privacy.
I wish I could fly0 -
Granted. You get to spend the rest of your life in prison surrounded by "friends." I wish I couldn't feel
Sadness.0 -
stephaniejsharp wrote: »I wish I could read minds.
Granted but you can ever turn it off and eventually drives you crazy.
I wish I was an astronaught
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Granted, but the people around you talk constantly and you never have peace.
I wish I could take a vacation to the beach right now.0 -
standenvernet wrote: »Granted: You spend eternity in my thoughts.
I wish I would not be alone...
Granted. You will never have any privacy.
I wish I could fly
Granted , you are now afraid of heights
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Granted, but the people around you talk constantly and you never have peace.
I wish I could take a vacation to the beach right now.
Granted, there is an oil spill in the water
I wish I was 6'5
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Granted you are surrounded by piles of money on a desert island with no food or water. I wish I were taller.0 -
stephaniejsharp wrote: »Granted. You get to spend the rest of your life in prison surrounded by "friends." I wish I couldn't feel
Sadness.
Granted : But now life is filled with apathyRushOfOxygen wrote: »stephaniejsharp wrote: »I wish I could read minds.
Granted but you can ever turn it off and eventually drives you crazy.
I wish I was an astronaught
Granted: but you can never set foot on earth againunforgetablle wrote: »GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Granted, but the people around you talk constantly and you never have peace.
I wish I could take a vacation to the beach right now.
Granted, there is an oil spill in the water
I wish I was 6'5
Granted: but you hit on every low door without failstephaniejsharp wrote: »Granted you are surrounded by piles of money on a desert island with no food or water. I wish I were taller.
Granted: But you spend your life always looking down on every never getting eye contact
I wish I could grant wishes0 -
granted, but your home has low ceilings and loads of ceiling fans...
I wish that I was idly wealthy0 -
Granted and you spend the rest of your life in a lamp because you are now a genie. I wish I could eat cake all day and not get fat.0
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Granted you now have a skinny face of acne
I wish for a nice massage0 -
standenvernet wrote: »granted, but your home has low ceilings and loads of ceiling fans...
I wish that I was idly wealthy
Granted but the money will never make you happy.stephaniejsharp wrote: »Granted and you spend the rest of your life in a lamp because you are now a genie. I wish I could eat cake all day and not get fat.
Granted but start to hate the tasteunforgetablle wrote: »Granted you now have a skinny face of acne
I wish for a nice massage
Granted but it costs you money lol
I wish I could control the weather0
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