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Steal the Cookie

unforgetablle
unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Your goal is to get the cookie. Unfortunately, the person before you has protected the cookie the best that they could. Find a way to steal it, and then keep it for yourself.

Anyways, it should go something like this…

456: I put the cookie in a safe, with a 10-number code.
123: I crack the code and steal the cookie. I eat the cookie.
345: I dissect your stomach, and steal the cookie. I throw the cookie in a ditch.
234: The ditch is only 1 inch deep, and I simply pick up the cookie. I put the cookie in my pocket.
Etc.

Also, you are not allowed to create, purchase, or somehow receive a new cookie unless the previous cookie is impossible to get.

I'll start : I put the cookie in my locker

Replies

  • RushOfOxygen
    RushOfOxygen Posts: 226 Member
    I use dynamite to blow the lock and post it to a remote desert island.
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    I jumped on a pirate ship buried my loot and took the cookie to Fort knox
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    I bombarded the camp with my military army and hid it in a soliders back pack
  • CantonMan1234
    CantonMan1234 Posts: 142 Member
    I order the solider to give the cookie. I put in an unmarked cab
  • shapenerfiterratii
    shapenerfiterratii Posts: 111 Member
    edited April 2015
    Lmfao sorry I had to delete it XD This is gonna be one hell of a tough cookie
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    I am the cab driver and take the cookie to the top of mount rushmore
  • CantonMan1234
    CantonMan1234 Posts: 142 Member
    I find the cookie and put in in the antlers of a passing moose
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    I yelled causing an avalanche and burying it deep under the snow
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I arrive at Mount Rushmore (after being chased by a crop duster) and pull the cookie out of Teddy Roosevelt's nose. Then I send it off attached to a drone.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    I throw a snowball at the drone and put the cookie in my pocket
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    I pick your pocket and place the cookie in my purse and bury it deep on the woods.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    edited April 2015
    I clear cut the forest and dropped the cookie in the ocean
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Scuba divers rescued the cookie for me, yum!
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    I send sharks with freaking lazer beams on their heads to eat the cookie... and the scuba divers.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I bake more cookies and hide one in my closet.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    I bring in a cookie expert to authenticate the original cookie from those you baked; and from the one you tossed into the closet to cause a distraction. You were clever, just not clever enough, my dear.

    I place the cookie in a fireproof box, and build an enormous bonfire upon it, surrounding it in deathly flames.
  • HollyMGT
    HollyMGT Posts: 111 Member
    Why not just make a fresh batch of cookies and eat them all before someone can steal them?
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I dissect your stomach, grab them, and hide one in my room.
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