Steal the Cookie

unforgetablle

Your goal is to get the cookie. Unfortunately, the person before you has protected the cookie the best that they could. Find a way to steal it, and then keep it for yourself.

Anyways, it should go something like this…

456: I put the cookie in a safe, with a 10-number code.
123: I crack the code and steal the cookie. I eat the cookie.
345: I dissect your stomach, and steal the cookie. I throw the cookie in a ditch.
234: The ditch is only 1 inch deep, and I simply pick up the cookie. I put the cookie in my pocket.
Etc.

Also, you are not allowed to create, purchase, or somehow receive a new cookie unless the previous cookie is impossible to get.

I'll start : I put the cookie in my locker

RushOfOxygen

I use dynamite to blow the lock and post it to a remote desert island.

oneunfitdad

I jumped on a pirate ship buried my loot and took the cookie to Fort knox

unforgetablle

I bombarded the camp with my military army and hid it in a soliders back pack

CantonMan1234

I order the solider to give the cookie. I put in an unmarked cab

shapenerfiterratii

Lmfao sorry I had to delete it XD This is gonna be one hell of a tough cookie

stephaniejsharp

I am the cab driver and take the cookie to the top of mount rushmore

CantonMan1234

I find the cookie and put in in the antlers of a passing moose

unforgetablle

I yelled causing an avalanche and burying it deep under the snow

ilfaith

I arrive at Mount Rushmore (after being chased by a crop duster) and pull the cookie out of Teddy Roosevelt's nose. Then I send it off attached to a drone.

unforgetablle

I throw a snowball at the drone and put the cookie in my pocket

stephaniejsharp

I pick your pocket and place the cookie in my purse and bury it deep on the woods.

unforgetablle

I clear cut the forest and dropped the cookie in the ocean

zcb94

Scuba divers rescued the cookie for me, yum!

JeopardyRight

I send sharks with freaking lazer beams on their heads to eat the cookie... and the scuba divers.

zcb94

I bake more cookies and hide one in my closet.

Cindy4FunFit

I bring in a cookie expert to authenticate the original cookie from those you baked; and from the one you tossed into the closet to cause a distraction. You were clever, just not clever enough, my dear.

I place the cookie in a fireproof box, and build an enormous bonfire upon it, surrounding it in deathly flames.

HollyMGT

Why not just make a fresh batch of cookies and eat them all before someone can steal them?

zcb94

I dissect your stomach, grab them, and hide one in my room.