TheWidowJones Member

Oh dear god yes this one.

Mine spends 3 hours walking around telling people how busy she is, and then she complains that she has no one to help her with all her work. Oh, and her son has GPA of 82.9 and is 1st in his class in all of the schools ever.

The upper management is immediately suspicious if our doors are closed. No lie. Of course, *their* doors are closed all the flipping time.

The ladies room etiquette is SACROSANCT.

Dear Women Colleagues, Please replace the toilet paper once the roll is used up. There are two stalls, and each stall has two rolls of tp. I'd like to add that I know which one of you it is. There are only three women who work on this project site, and I am one of them. I am bringing my own toilet paper from now on. You…

I pull the sled on the asphalt parking lot outside my gym. The uneven asphalt. With tar-covered cracks. And potholes. There should be an entirely different category for it lol

This really made me think. Thank you!

1985 Ray-Ban sunglasses

The Osmonds Live 8-track cassette

Tell him green is my favorite color.

strong back

say I need more coffee - no smiling 'til noon

Tell her to let him keep his top off

Ask about his van down by the river.

2/10/16 JFT 1) Walk around the office at least once every hour 2) drink 4-5 bottles of water (16 oz.?) 3) eat on plan/put everything in food diary. Everything. 4) go to gym, meet with trainer, stay to walk 3 mi. but try for 5 5) do stuff around the house after gym instead of falling into bed

Yes.

Actually, motivation has everything to do with it. What motivates you is to put in the category of one of the things you do in your life to "make life livable, bearable, and pleasant." And good for you! That's awesome you can see it that way! For me, and others I'm sure, going to the gym is does not make life livable,…

~headed to Costco to buy 8,200 chicken wings~

Right? I have to avoid them completely. But they will be there, at the sportsball party. Taunting me with their tanginess. Leering at me and giving me their saucy come-hither looks. I gotta have some sort of recourse. Plus. Beer.

You're killin' me, Smalls! Thank you everyone! That's EXACTLY the discussion I was looking for. As thanks also for the laughs - I wonder if I can count that as exercise? Looks like I have some experiments to do. I have 2 teenagers more than willing to eat any mistakes. And the cauliflower- I just can't anymore with that.…

Ok yes. But I'm looking for the whole deal. Crispy without frying, sauce without butter, etc. The same experience without the 82,000 guilt-laden calories.

Yes! It can be done!

I'm Cid. 5 ft 3/4 inches tall (yes I count the 3/4 inch! haha) 152 pounds (lost from 196 from February 2015 to November 2016, gained weight since the holidays YIKES) GW 126 lbs (for now) 47 yrs old The weight I'd lost was belly, thighs, and butt! Also weight train so everything is toned, but the weight I gained from the…

YES

Pardon me if this has already been pointed out. I did not read the other comments. I have fibromyalgia - outer legs, back, ribcage, chest with costochondritis. Once I started working out regularly at the gym, 3 years ago my flareups did not occur as often. Any extra weight you may have does not help with the pain, and…