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Who Needs You - The Orwells http://youtu.be/wGKDJXW2BNo

Benzene poisoning after consuming massive amounts of lighter fluid in an attempt to lower calorie intake...

While consuming a bowl of Alpha-Bits, she chokes swallowing the letters r, d, p, e and i...

After discovering cures for ALL the incurable diseases known to mankind, he dies of extreme case of hypochondria...

While tuning her most prized and cherished instrument (the triangle), she's suddenly overcome with guilt as all the other instruments of different shapes begin to look at her with disdain. In an attempt to comfort their displeasure she begins contorting her body into all the beautiful shapes that her irregular…

After retiring from 33 years of impeccable service at the local lamp shade store, he volunteered late nights cleaning up bits of watermelon off the GE building floors. Unfortunately, he was knocked down by a loose, rabid stupid dog named Trix and died instantly as his head hit the floor...

Smuggling VCRs, landline phones, fax machines, Polaroid cameras, pagers and road maps out of Tulsa, she died in a knife fight against the Socials. Her last words something about doing it for Danielson?

Are You Sure? - Willie Nelson http://youtu.be/lARIX1EMbwA

Trying to solve the math equation to the song Bohemian Rhapsody...

Someone named Kurt poisoned his tea...

While still in high school, she fell from atop a ladder while singing about her dream guy...

You and I - Margaret Glaspy http://youtu.be/8OwQbsyi5pg

Strangled by a blind mime while listening to Beethoven at a guitar shop owned by Milli Vanilli on a sunny day...

While giving her lecture on "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse while Petting Someone who is Technically not a Family Member" at the annual Celibacy Retreat, she dies of UTI...

Stay Away - Heavens to Betsy #violentsongahead http://youtu.be/nT_uOsHav0M

Of Cousre - Jane's Addiction http://youtu.be/wwRxh_k0M7s

While jamming and singing along to The Ramones "I Wanna be Sedated" in her Beats by Dre, an inexperienced morse code interpreter/assassin mistakenly interprets her pa-pa-pa-pa's as "shoot me now" and takes one in between the eyes...

In a quest to re-live the glory days of high school, she begins role-playing the always popular Dungeons and Dragons. Still in character, she swashbuckles her way over a cliff...

While eating breakfast at the prestigious Hughes Country Club, she orders another cup of coffee. Not realizing it's scalding hot, she drinks the coffee, jumps out of her chair knocking the e cigarette out of her friend's hand into her own mouth. She dies from battery ingestion... #nodadwhataboutyou

Youth Against Fascism - Sonic Youth http://youtu.be/eWzIlCJAw-o

While reading "The Lizard King" to the children at the FDDC (Family Dollar Day Care), she inadvertently gets her thumb jammed in one of the doors. Later that evening, she was found in her bathtub with high levels of lead in her system suggesting she died from lead poisoning... #mrmojorisin

They probably thought you were referring to the Astrology sign. Some people can be very sensitive about that...

Mushy Love Song - Tsunami Bomb http://youtu.be/4891cLWkuYs

Sorry, I forgot to mention that: BECAUSE of the intense pain from the rubbing alcohol, she took methadone rendering her unconcious thus leading her to die in her sleep...

While reprising the role of Donna Martin at a play in the local theatre for senior citizens, her counter-part (Ray Pruit) pushes her down the stairs a little too hard. She dies from blood trauma to the head...

After receiving her diploma from telepathy school in the mail, she suffers a paper cut on her left ring finger. She rushes to the bathroom, applies rubbing alcohol, Neosporin, and puts a bandaid on it securely. Later that night, she dies quietly in her sleep due to lack of blood circulation...

In the finals of a charity dance competition, she Macarena'd when she should have Lambada'd. With her head hung low and soaked in shame after receiving the 2nd place trophy, she stumbles clumsily to the ground as the trophy enters her right eye. 4 weeks after the eye operation, she dies from an infection...

On The Prowl - The Gossip

While covering songs of the group Air Supply, a disgruntled fan mistakenly killed her confusing her with a member of Wham...

While binge-watching Portlandia on Netflix, her neck tragically snaps as she falls off the sofa reaching for the remote...