How is the MFPer above going to die?

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Roleplaying gone wrong. Never use a real knife.

Unknown · January 2016

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Exhaustion at the AVN awards afterparty.

DiviturLabimur · January 2016

The duck will eventually eat him whole

Unknown · January 2016

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FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Alone with no regret! ;p

Muzak1 · January 2016

Struck by a flying suicide

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Tried to kill the person who cut his hair but they stabbed him with the scissors!

Unknown · January 2016

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ImALiar_AndAThief · January 2016

While giving her lecture on "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse while Petting Someone who is Technically not a Family Member" at the annual Celibacy Retreat, she dies of UTI...

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

He stole from a bunch of Gang members then lied about it!

Unknown · January 2016

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Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Peed out a kidney stone. Died from the pain.

Unknown · January 2016

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FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

In Prison after Smuggling a squash from Albatrosh!

Unknown · January 2016

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ImALiar_AndAThief · January 2016

Strangled by a blind mime while listening to Beethoven at a guitar shop owned by Milli Vanilli on a sunny day...

Muzak1 · January 2016

She never should have talked to strangers. Hehe

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Is it me or does that little girl resemble @sunn_lighter ?

Fell on her hammer after beating me to death with it!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Idk..@sunn_lighter and her went for an afternoon stroll..she was never seen again

ImALiar_AndAThief · January 2016

While still in high school, she fell from atop a ladder while singing about her dream guy...

Caporegiem · January 2016

He's probably going to get shot for being a liar and a thief.

ImALiar_AndAThief · January 2016

Someone named Kurt poisoned his tea...

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Viagra OD

47Jacqueline · January 2016

Slashed by her sharp tongue

Unknown · January 2016

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ClubSilencio · January 2016

went skydiving and landed directly on a mountain lion

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ClubSilencio · January 2016

little kid nudged him into the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

No biggie except for the fact that unbeknownst to him he had a chocolate allergy specfic to fountains and perished instantly. In a turn of ironic events, his parents made the selection of Willy Wonka's "Pure Imagination" to be played at his funeral. It was his favorite song growing up.

How is the MFPer above going to die?

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