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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    caught in the crossfire..trying to break up an MFP argument
  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    someone got really mad when he forgot the exclamation point in "Wham!"

    In the finals of a charity dance competition, she Macarena'd when she should have Lambada'd. With her head hung low and soaked in shame after receiving the 2nd place trophy, she stumbles clumsily to the ground as the trophy enters her right eye. 4 weeks after the eye operation, she dies from an infection...
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    pulled the covers over his head in fright after hearing a noise in the house and ended up giving himself a LETHAL dutch oven
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    autoerotic asphyxiation
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    went to a Phantom of the Opera themed party that got a little too kinky
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  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    taking a selfie while driving.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    While at a Donald Trump rally, Trump's hair-parasite saw him as a viable new host and jumped ship. Unfortunately it landed on his face instead of his head, and he was suffocated.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Mel Gibson was waiting in the back seat of his car after the Golden Globes! :grimace:
  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    After receiving her diploma from telepathy school in the mail, she suffers a paper cut on her left ring finger. She rushes to the bathroom, applies rubbing alcohol, Neosporin, and puts a bandaid on it securely. Later that night, she dies quietly in her sleep due to lack of blood circulation...
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Infected paper cut.
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  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    While reprising the role of Donna Martin at a play in the local theatre for senior citizens, her counter-part (Ray Pruit) pushes her down the stairs a little too hard. She dies from blood trauma to the head...
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  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    edited January 2016
    After receiving her diploma from telepathy school in the mail, she suffers a paper cut on her left ring finger. She rushes to the bathroom, applies rubbing alcohol, Neosporin, and puts a bandaid on it securely. Later that night, she dies quietly in her sleep due to lack of blood circulation...

    are you sure she didn't die from intense pain when she put rubbing alcohol on that paper cut?

    Sorry, I forgot to mention that:
    BECAUSE of the intense pain from the rubbing alcohol, she took methadone rendering her unconcious thus leading her to die in her sleep...
  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    cancer!!!

    wtf? someone reported me for this post?

    They probably thought you were referring to the Astrology sign. Some people can be very sensitive about that...
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  • wolfehound33
    wolfehound33 Posts: 1,320 Member
    Getting in a fight with whoever reported her
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  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member

    While reading "The Lizard King" to the children at the FDDC (Family Dollar Day Care), she inadvertently gets her thumb jammed in one of the
    doors. Later that evening, she was found in her bathtub with high levels of lead in her system suggesting she died from lead poisoning...
    #mrmojorisin
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Going against the Sons
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  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    While eating breakfast at the prestigious Hughes Country Club, she orders another cup of coffee. Not realizing it's scalding hot, she drinks the coffee, jumps out of her chair knocking the e cigarette out of her friend's hand into her own mouth. She dies from battery ingestion...
    #nodadwhataboutyou
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    tried to jump the tennis net..miscalculated
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    drops his shirt and gets mobbed by all the crazy women
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  • munstermash7
    munstermash7 Posts: 20 Member
    During a game of rock paper scissors
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