How is the MFPer above going to die?

zakum1

Duckie life preserver got a hole and he drowned

Hamolini

Drank too much water

zakum1

Drank too much booze

slimgirljo15

Fornicated to death

mnshanbhag

Choked while fornicating

mistermmx

Drowned in a lake because a shoelace got caught on an underwater branch

slimgirljo15

Auto eroticism gone to far

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tobywankenobijedimaster

Random bus crash

jbuzzed

Bought antibiotics off the black market to save a buck.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Killed in her sleep by children who had had enough of being told what to do!

RunTimer

claiming "taste great" in a crowd full of "less filling" enthusiasts

tobywankenobijedimaster

Was torn apart by same enthusiasts when they discovered he lied about the taste

RunTimer

licked the wrong toad

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slimgirljo15

Under me..heart gave out

_Sparky_

Someone yelled "Scrap pile on Jo" lotta people showed up.. it was a mess.

ilfaith

Mauled by a bear

RunTimer

freak shaving accident

jbuzzed

Heel caught in street grate and she fell into street and ran over by a bus. Tragic.

slimgirljo15

Ingrown hair got infected ...it was nasty

jenmar222

She says "not yet" to one of the fellas in the crush thread, and disheartened, he decides to perform a love spell on her to try to win her affection. It goes awry, and instead, the spell turns her into a squirrel. Frightened in her new squirrel body, Jo darts away, but doesn't look where she's going and......splat.....gets run over by a car

slimgirljo15

Pug ate her

tobywankenobijedimaster

Patricide

Thisnameischosen

The force

motterotter

Was a victim of lisping lenny the luckless laplander
When caught redhanded lenny lisped "the fourth "and then shot himself
The bodies of the three other victims have not been found yet

zakum1

Shot out of quiet desperation

slimgirljo15

Froze to death shovelling snow

cmDaffy

She was spending too much time with CmDaffy drinking shots on the beach. She thought she saw a merman out in the ocean and went out to meet him. She drowned, and Daffy finished the Jack without her.