How is the MFPer above going to die?

AHolder82

Massive Coronary from participating in a hot dog eating competition

Tonydevolanii

make wrong step

Bonny132

Self bondage gone wrong

RunTimer

3 hours trapped in elevator
having just completed a massive protein shake and meal
Flatulence-suffocated

Bonny132

He lit a cigarette in said elevator....

RunTimer wrote: »

3 hours trapped in elevator
having just completed a massive protein shake and meal
Flatulence-suffocated

zakum1

Lit cigarette in an elevator,
in a gunpowder factory.

RunTimer

backing up to get the perfect selfie

went over cliff

Bonny132

Stopped eating, kept admiring his perfect physique in the mirror, no time for food or drinks.

RunTimer

bad reaction to her prunejuice diet

Bonny132

Tried Alli, bad reaction, no fat to attack so it went for his muscles instead...... bad side effect... very bad...

RunTimer

impaled by unicorn

Bonny132

Happy with a smile on his face

zakum1

Ditto

slimgirljo15

Forgot the safe word...I broke him ..sorry

zakum1

She didn't play safe

slimgirljo15

Crotch rot..

Billy60s

In ecstasy

Spook_Nuke_Em

Driving in a 68 Camaro

slimgirljo15

Totally nuked..when the big bomb was dropped..

slimgirljo15

Running with scissors and fell ...

47Jacqueline

Was stabbed by her rapier wit

handyrunner

Horrible accident with a manual can opener

slimgirljo15

Poison frog...he insisted on licking it

handyrunner

Poison lollipop..she insisted on licking it

RunTimer

got caught with his hand in the cookie jar

tomy2tone01

Bled to death after shaving

zakum1

Tried to round a tight corner on a mountain too fast. He thought it would work and just be a close shave.

RunTimer

tongue stuck to flagpole...starved to death

NASAwife13

Hopefully by natural causes after a long fulfilling life

capnrus789

terrible accident involving 2 ducks and an ironing board