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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Massive Coronary from participating in a hot dog eating competition0
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make wrong step0
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Self bondage gone wrong0
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3 hours trapped in elevator
having just completed a massive protein shake and meal
Flatulence-suffocated0 -
Lit cigarette in an elevator,
in a gunpowder factory.0 -
backing up to get the perfect selfie
went over cliff0 -
Stopped eating, kept admiring his perfect physique in the mirror, no time for food or drinks.0
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bad reaction to her prunejuice diet0
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Tried Alli, bad reaction, no fat to attack so it went for his muscles instead...... bad side effect... very bad...0
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impaled by unicorn0
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Happy with a smile on his face0
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Ditto0
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Forgot the safe word...I broke him
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She didn't play safe0
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Crotch rot..0
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In ecstasy0
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Driving in a 68 Camaro
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Totally nuked..when the big bomb was dropped..0
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Running with scissors and fell ...0
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Was stabbed by her rapier wit0
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Horrible accident with a manual can opener0
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Poison frog...he insisted on licking it0
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Poison lollipop..she insisted on licking it0
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got caught with his hand in the cookie jar0
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Bled to death after shaving0
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Tried to round a tight corner on a mountain too fast. He thought it would work and just be a close shave.0
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tongue stuck to flagpole...starved to death0
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Hopefully by natural causes after a long fulfilling life
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terrible accident involving 2 ducks and an ironing board
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