How is the MFPer above going to die?

RunTimer

Medical examiner says she won't be sure until they've retrieved all the body parts

tomy2tone01

ate too much candy one night

zakum1

Tried to eat candy one night. She was not amused.

slimgirljo15

Auto erotica ..went to far

zakum1

She choked to death. I wanted to help her but I was all tied up.

Thisnameischosen

Hiccups

slimgirljo15

Heat stroke

gumby101ca

i caused it ..lol

joey4014

In the fire that she started.

slimgirljo15

Spontaneous combustion

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gcibsthom

terminal constipation

slimgirljo15

Bled to death after he was castrated ..

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RunTimer

while attempting to brake the International cartwheel record...over the cliff

LiftingRiot

He borrowed a lot of money from the Canadian mafia and never paid it back.... seeing it was Canada mafia, they never came for the money.. he died of old age

jbuzzed

Taken out to the arctic by a Canadian and left with tools to build an igloo. Seeing as he couldn't figure out how to use said tools, he froze to death

Thisnameischosen

Wild elephant at a circus crushed him... He got sick of the huge unreadable love letters so he killed himself.

motterotter

Tragic workplace accident he was crushed to death between an enraged elephant and a pile of large granny panties

finny11122

Lack of photosynthesis

jbuzzed

Murdered by his stalker after moving in with his girlfriend

motterotter

Died most heroically while saving his last comfortable t shirt from being shredded in a woodchipper sadly the fabric of his life unravelled along with his grungy Ramones T shirt
You might say it was a clothes one

cmDaffy

Sadly, he lost his grip while bench pressing without a spot, the bar fell violently on his neck and he was decapitated.

slimgirljo15

Toast got jammed in the toaster.....she tried to get it out with a knife ..zapppp

motterotter

Sad case of being sucked into another dimension by a hitherto unknown force created by dancing buck nekkid widdershins around the large hadron collider

slimgirljo15

Goat ate him

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RunTimer

forgot how to breath

bdgfn

Got run over trying to time a race