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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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In a quest to re-live the glory days of high school, she begins role-playing the always popular Dungeons and Dragons. Still in character, she swashbuckles her way over a cliff...
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Crack0
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Mountain biking0
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While jamming and singing along to The Ramones "I Wanna be Sedated" in her Beats by Dre, an inexperienced morse code interpreter/assassin mistakenly interprets her pa-pa-pa-pa's as "shoot me now" and takes one in between the eyes...0
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Dyslexic, read the Bungee jumping instructions in reverse sequence0
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Mistaken for the Predator by commandos with itchy trigger fingers.0
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itchy rash on his sensitive parts led to scratching..led to hemorraging0
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I broke him
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ClubSilencio wrote: »went to a Phantom of the Opera themed party that got a little too kinky
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Swimming with her friends, "the Great White Sharks"0
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one 'Nuh uh' too many (never knew when to let it go)0
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Under me..his heart couldn't take it0
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Cunnilingus HIV0
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...hot the bottle too hard..literally..fell and cracked her head on a wine bottle 0 -
Her mask was laced with a slow acting poison planted there by a rival in her theater group!0
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freak vacuuming accident0
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Same...suction that strong is a dangerous thing0
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She was so dangerous that her mouth was permanently sealed and unfortunately her nose was obstructed.
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Electrocuted by state ..for murder for suffocating me0
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Bad oyster0
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Road rage from behind0
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Someone put bleach in his water bottle0
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A broken neck. That's all I can say0
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Killed when the atomic bomb goes off0
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There was an "Accident" And he fell out the 3 story window, impaling himself on the barb-wired top fence below.0
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