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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Killed by Jack the Stripper at a bachelorette party. His overly vigorous thrusty dance knocked her chair over and she hit her head :(

    Haha just watched the friends episode where Danny Davito is a police stripper. I could see her push back on her chair.

    Lit a cigarette and caught his beard on fire. Tripped and hit his head while running to the kitchen.
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  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Too much exposure to the sun
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    re enacting a scene from lord of the rings
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  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    slips on a banana peel, slides across the grass , falls down a well into a dark snake infested water and nobody ever sees him again
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Stole some of Martha Stewarts decor ideas, tried to take credit for them as his own, and she sent her goons to feed him to the fishes.
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  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    thought he was swimming with dolphins but it was really sharks
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  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    heart couldn't take the strenuous activities
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    he was found in an underground sex den chained to a wall
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she died from shame because she felt that she could never clean or cook enough for me....
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    He had a fever and the only cure was more cowbell.
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  • Rax1974
    Rax1974 Posts: 408 Member
    too much cowbell
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  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    Trying to solve the math equation to the song Bohemian Rhapsody...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was Stabbed to death by a scorned Woman because he was a liar and stole her heart!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    She said "Oh yeah..you and what army" to the wrong dudes
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    He was part of the wrong army.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Kidnapped and held for ransom by a gang of 20....his family said mehh..you have him....with the prospect of no ransome they decide to use and abuse him..their little love toy....
    Broken they toss him from a moving car where he lies by the side of the road ..marvelling that he is still alive..as a police car approaches and he waves to get their attention ....he is bitten by a little beetle on the toe..
    Police take him to emergency where he heals and is grateful to be alive...but 2 weeks later small beetles start to hatch and burrow from every orifice..in agony he dies screaming..
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Kidnapped and held for ransom by a gang of 20....his family said mehh..you have him....with the prospect of no ransome they decide to use and abuse him..their little love toy....
    Broken they toss him from a moving car where he lies by the side of the road ..marvelling that he is still alive..as a police car approaches and he waves to get their attention ....he is bitten by a little beetle on the toe..
    Police take him to emergency where he heals and is grateful to be alive...but 2 weeks later small beetles start to hatch and burrow from every orifice..in agony he dies screaming..

    Wow, Jo, that's pretty good!

    She dies with a toothache in her heel, after first combing her hair with a wagon wheel.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Kidnapped and held for ransom by a gang of 20....his family said mehh..you have him....with the prospect of no ransome they decide to use and abuse him..their little love toy....
    Broken they toss him from a moving car where he lies by the side of the road ..marvelling that he is still alive..as a police car approaches and he waves to get their attention ....he is bitten by a little beetle on the toe..
    Police take him to emergency where he heals and is grateful to be alive...but 2 weeks later small beetles start to hatch and burrow from every orifice..in agony he dies screaming..

    Wow, Jo, that's pretty good!

    She dies with a toothache in her heel, after first combing her hair with a wagon wheel.

    Thanks for quoting..and now I see the glaring spelling mistake..*ransom*..rolls eyes lol

    A bungled brazilian..ewwww :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was beaten to death by a bunch of 5th Graders after appearing on the TV show Smarter Than A Fifth Grader when she proved she was indeed smarter!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    wanderd onto the shooting range and Found out the hard way how much her sneeze sounded like a duck
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was involved in an altercation..kissed both biceps and said "bring it"..they bought a gun ..bang....

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